Kev (gooner.ed)

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Morning Eddie, still using that cheap nasty cooking oil? :wink:
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Post by Eddie McHelderick »

I have never heard such slander!

I will have you know I only use the finest Castrol GTX Premium!

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gus ceasar is a legend wrote:After the sad loss of Denton Gooner Ed took over leadership of The Herd and can usually be found in a Stone Island jacket patrolling the Holloway Road.
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Eddie McHelderick wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:
Wayno wrote:This is a wind up :roll:
I do hope you're not suggesting that a forum member would use an alias :lol: :wink:
Only fucking idiots do that!

:roll:
Howya Eddie. Ya bollocks.

How's the chips business? Ya cuntslop.

Recession causing you any bother? Ya geebag.

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Post by BT »

DB10GOONER wrote:
Eddie McHelderick wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:
Wayno wrote:This is a wind up :roll:
I do hope you're not suggesting that a forum member would use an alias :lol: :wink:
Only fucking idiots do that!

:roll:
Howya Eddie. Ya bollocks.

How's the chips business? Ya cuntslop.

Recession causing you any bother? Ya geebag.

:wink:

DB10 i seem to have adopted this phrase in real life by accident. I called someone from the Carphone Warehouse a cuntslop yesterday. I just got a confused look.
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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

A girl that uses the C word!

You have gone right up in my estimation BT!

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BT wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Eddie McHelderick wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:
Wayno wrote:This is a wind up :roll:
I do hope you're not suggesting that a forum member would use an alias :lol: :wink:
Only fucking idiots do that!

:roll:
Howya Eddie. Ya bollocks.

How's the chips business? Ya cuntslop.

Recession causing you any bother? Ya geebag.

:wink:

DB10 i seem to have adopted this phrase in real life by accident. I called someone from the Carphone Warehouse a cuntslop yesterday. I just got a confused look.

Brilliant..... accurate description of a carphone warehouse employee too. Well done BT. :lol: :lol:
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Post by BT »

gus ceasar is a legend wrote:A girl that uses the C word!

You have gone right up in my estimation BT!

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If its good enough for Chaucer, Germaine Greer and DB10, its good enough for me. Though I prefer the adjective 'cunting' to the noun.
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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Marvellous!

Excellent cunting BT!

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BT wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Eddie McHelderick wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:
Wayno wrote:This is a wind up :roll:
I do hope you're not suggesting that a forum member would use an alias :lol: :wink:
Only fucking idiots do that!

:roll:
Howya Eddie. Ya bollocks.

How's the chips business? Ya cuntslop.

Recession causing you any bother? Ya geebag.

:wink:

DB10 i seem to have adopted this phrase in real life by accident. I called someone from the Carphone Warehouse a cuntslop yesterday. I just got a confused look.
Good work, BT. 8)

Cuntslop is a fantastic word - I'm hoping the Oxford Dictionary people will be in touch any day now.... :wink:

Next time, if it's a female employee pissing you off, you may call her a "Weapon". You can qualify this with the words "Blow it out your oul wan's arse".

As in;

"Blow it out your oul wan's arse, ya fucking weapon."

Translation; "Blow it out of your mothers backside, you horrible woman."

Dublinese 101 is now over for today. Thank You for your participation.


This has been a Profane/Profound Learning Institute Initiative.

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Post by Charlie! Charlie! »

gus ceasar is a legend wrote:After the sad loss of Denton Gooner Ed took over leadership of The Herd and can usually be found in a Stone Island jacket patrolling the Holloway Road.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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quote="gus ceasar is a legend"]After the sad loss of Denton Gooner Ed took over leadership of The Herd and can usually be found in a Stone Island jacket patrolling the Holloway Road.[/quote]

lol, if only i could believe that.
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Post by Captain Fabregas »

Hmm..

Cuntslop
Slang : The mixture of female and male cum that drains out of a woman's vagina after intercource.
Man, after I fucked Tina, this huge flood of cuntslop came rushing out.
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Captain Fabregas wrote:Hmm..

Cuntslop
Slang : The mixture of female and male cum that drains out of a woman's vagina after intercource.
Man, after I fucked Tina, this huge flood of cuntslop came rushing out.
Correct quoting there young Captain sir. Good work. 8)

I fear that "Tina" will be pissed off at you though for sharing with us. :wink:
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SamiS wrote:Hey Kev!

I'm Michael's little freind and he promised one day he would introduce me to you.

I told Michael about some guy called Ed trying to find him a lift to Hull but he said it was GOONER EDITOR haha, well thank you for everything your doing me Kev.

Nice finally finding you and The Gooner is amazing. Keep up all the good work :)

From a Fan of the stuff you do.

Sami
Sami have you seen the size of GoonerEDs binoculars? :shock:
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