FUCKING BRING ON THE ****
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FUCKING BRING ON THE ****
6 days to go.....bring them *word censored* on
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- Location: Islington Town Hall, applauding the fourth place trophy.
Man and his friend walk into a cemetery. Gravestone says -
John Smith - good man and proud ****.
The first man says - "When the fuck'd they start putting two people in one grave?"
Q: Two ****, Chas and Dave, jump off a building. Who hits the ground first?
A: WHO GIVES A FUCK?
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break:
1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded."
4th surgeon says "I prefer ****. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arse's are interchangeable."
Q: What do you get when you cross a **** with a pig?
A: No idea, there are some things a pig just won't do.
Harry Redknapp goes to a psychic and asks for his fortune (yes, he's a greedy *word censored*).
Teller replies. "**** are shit, you're going down. Crystal ball never lies."
Redknapp is pissed off. He says, "Bollocks! I'll get a second opinion!"
Teller: "Okay, you're an ugly *word censored*."
John Smith - good man and proud ****.
The first man says - "When the fuck'd they start putting two people in one grave?"
Q: Two ****, Chas and Dave, jump off a building. Who hits the ground first?
A: WHO GIVES A FUCK?
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break:
1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded."
4th surgeon says "I prefer ****. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arse's are interchangeable."
Q: What do you get when you cross a **** with a pig?
A: No idea, there are some things a pig just won't do.
Harry Redknapp goes to a psychic and asks for his fortune (yes, he's a greedy *word censored*).
Teller replies. "**** are shit, you're going down. Crystal ball never lies."
Redknapp is pissed off. He says, "Bollocks! I'll get a second opinion!"
Teller: "Okay, you're an ugly *word censored*."

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I know you meen it by saying Spurs but please say the word scumm/tottenham and not ****, **** meens the whole of the Jewish race and unless you dont want DanielD coming to fuck you up lol you shouldn't...digger wrote:I noticed that
What's the difference between a y** and an onion?
you don't cry when you cut a y** up.
Shitcunts, let's send them on the path to relegation, bankruptcy, then rebirth in some shit league well below the surface.
I see this game as an opportunity for Song to become a hero. If one of his clumsy tackles can manage to injure Robbie Keane for 3-4 months than the wankers would have paid nearly £30m for two strikers who will be sidelined for the rest of the season
That would be £30m worse off, plus Bent and Pavlyuchenko up front.
Bring on the relegation party in May.
Alex Song if you accept this mission you will forever be a hero regardless of how utterly shit you really are
That would be £30m worse off, plus Bent and Pavlyuchenko up front.
Bring on the relegation party in May.
Alex Song if you accept this mission you will forever be a hero regardless of how utterly shit you really are