Things that have happened more than spuds have won titles...

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Things that have happened more than spuds have won titles...

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arsenalsteward wrote:119) There have been more US Presidential Assasinations than Spurs titles.
Inspired by arsenalsteward on another thread. What things have happened more than the spuds have won titles?

They have won 2 titles. *snigger*

1) There have been 6 times as many men that walked on the moon than spuds titles... :shock:

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2) We've won more 'doubles' than Spurs have won league titles.

I will think of more later, but I am very tired at the moment...

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tonysaunders wrote:2) We've won more 'doubles' than Spurs have won league titles.

I will think of more later, but I am very tired at the moment...
Liking it Mr S, liking it! :lol:

Good to hear from ya, mate! 8)

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3. More walls have been constructed in Berlin, spliiting the city into two, and torn down since spurs last won the league.

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4) Ray Parlour has scored an equal amount of hat-tricks

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over 90% of there fans werent born when they last won the league,, i hav 2 kids who were born when arsenal won the league :D

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5) Huddersfield have won more league titles than the spuds... :lol:

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So have;

6) Sheffield Wednesday

7) Wolves

8) Blackburn and...

wait for it...

9) CHELSEA!! Pahaha!

Now that is embarrassing!

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tonysaunders wrote:So have;

6) Sheffield Wednesday

7) Wolves

8) Blackburn and...

wait for it...

9) CHELSEA!! Pahaha!

Now that is embarrassing!
AND;

10) Villa

11) Sunderland

12) Everton

13) Newcastle

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Paris Hilton has had more controversial events than the spuds have had titles...


Yeah...I'm tired at the moment and really not thinking too clearly...

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15) Wayne Rooney has shagged more grannies than the spuds have won titles!

Erm... *cough* Allegedly... :wink:

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16) ELTON JOHN HAS MARRIED MORE WOMEN IN THE PAST 46 YEARS THAN SPURTS HAVE WON TITLES!! :oops: :lol: :wink:

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The James Bond villain "Scaramanga" has one more nipple than spuds have league titles :D

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Jake the Peg has more legs than Sp*rs have titles :D

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

EVEN 2ND DIVISION LEEDS UNITED :( HAVE WON MORE LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIPS IN THE PAST 40 YEARS THAN THE SPUDS HAVE IN THEIR WHOLE EXISTENCE!! :lol: :wink:

OH, AND I EAT MORE SHREADED WHEAT IN THE MORNING THAN SPURTS HAVE TITLES! :roll: :lol: :wink:

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