Arsenal fancy dress party

CPHANMER · Post by **CPHANMER** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:09 pm

Right i need ideas. My mate is having an Arsenal fancy dress party. On the invitation it says to wear something representing an Arsenal player. So far i have come up with

red line down hair - Freddie
Tin Tin haircut - Perry groves
A horse outfit - Oleg Luzhny
ponytail/moustache - Seaman

any good ones that you can come up with would be much aprreciated

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:15 pm

Okay, buy a blow-up doll (DB10 can direct you toward cheap disposable ones). Cut out the best bit and tape it anywhere about your personage. On arriving at the party fall over and cry (you don't really need to be hurt)

And there you have it, you're Eboue.

donaldo · Post by **donaldo** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:17 pm

Just go as a clown,i mean Eboue

northbankbren · Post by **northbankbren** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:18 pm

Go as Glen Helder

NBM · Post by **NBM** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:44 pm

Customise a white vest for Wrighty

Nice_Guy · Post by **Nice_Guy** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:22 pm

Big 70's wig & tash-Alan Sunderland.

Turn up drunk with bits of brick wall in your pockets-Tony Adams

Putty nose-David O'Leary

Turn up with other peoples luggage- David Hillier

Blonde wig & viagra pills- Ray Parlour (Romford Pele)

I wont go as far as to suggest accessories for a Graham Rix costume for fear of banning.....

Post by **g88ner** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:24 pm

Go in a black sumo outfit, and say you're Kolo Toure....

Nice_Guy · Post by **Nice_Guy** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:27 pm

g88ner wrote:Go in a black sumo outfit, and say you're Kolo Toure....

Thats not big enough to be Kolo

Post by **g88ner** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:28 pm

Nice_Guy wrote:Thats not big enough to be Kolo

ok, then.....

not sure you'd be welcome at the party, though!

CPHANMER · Post by **CPHANMER** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:35 pm

how about broken nose and red cheeks - lineghan

BRAZILLIANT 19 · Post by **BRAZILLIANT 19** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:37 pm

Go as a giant Vagina or as we know him ,Eboue

Nice_Guy · Post by **Nice_Guy** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:57 pm

G88ner is that Mido?!!!

Arm in a sling, carrying a trophy- Steve Morrow

Post by **g88ner** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:18 pm

Nice_Guy wrote:G88ner is that Mido?!!!

The similarity is uncanny!

gooner_piggers · Post by **gooner_piggers** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:21 pm

Load of gear round ur nose, jaw all over the place, william hill pen behind ur ear and can of fosters in ur hand.....

= Merse

TheOne2Smooth · Post by **TheOne2Smooth** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:37 pm

dont turn up and when people ask where you was say you was

your Rosicky he has disappeared