Comedy genius - spuds "honours" on their club site

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:45 am

Just did an advanced recon by fire behind enemy lines and saw this absolute chestnut on their official site.

I swear to Jaysus, I think they just might have made some of those "honours" up...

Honestly, this is REAL.

Check it out if you don't believe me!!

http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/history ... nours.html

My personal favourite is; Sun International Challenge Trophy (Swaziland) Winners 1983. You couldn't make it up! Comedy gold, methinks...

"HONOURS" LIST

FIRST TEAM
Football League Champions 1950-51, 1960-61
F.A.Cup Winners 1900-01, 1920-21, 1960-61, 1961-62, 1966-67, 1980-81, 1981-82, 1990-91
Football League Cup Winners 1970-71, 1972-73, 1998-99
European Cup-Winners Cup Winners 1962-63
UEFA Cup Winners 1971-72, 1983-84
Football League Division Two Champions 1919-20, 1949-50
Southern League Champions 1899-1900.
Western League Champions 1903-04.
London League Premier Division Champions 1902-03.
Football League South 'C' Division Champions 1939-40.
Football League South Champions 1943-44, 1944-45.
Southern District Charity Cup Winners 1901-02, 1904-05 (joint), 1906-07.
London Challenge Cup Winners 1910-11, 1928-29.
F.A.Charity Shield Winners 1920-21, 1951-52, 1961-62, 1962-63, 1967-68 (joint), 1981-82 (joint), 1991-92 (joint).
Dewar Shield Winners 1901-02, 1933-34, 1934-35.
Anglo-Italian League Cup-Winners Cup Winners 1971-72.
Norwich Charity Cup Winners 1919-20
Norwich Hospital Charity Cup Winners 1946-47, 1949-50 (joint).
Ipswich Hospital Charity Cup Winners 1951-52 (joint).
Costa Del Sol Tournament Winners 1965,1966.
Nolia Cup (Sweden) Winners 1977.
Japan Cup Winners 1979.
Sun International Challenge Trophy (Swaziland) Winners 1983.
Peace Cup (Korea) Winners 2005.
RESERVE TEAM
London Football Combination Champions 1919-20, 1921-22, 1925-26, 1952-53, 1955-56, 1956-57, 1961-62, 1963-64, 1965-66, 1966-67, 1967-68, 1970-71, 1971-72, 1978-79, 1979-80, 1986-87, 1987-88, 1988-89, 1994-95
Football Combination Cup Winners 1966-67 (joint), 1996-97
London League Champions 1898-99.
London League First Division Champions 1902-03.
South Eastern League Champions 1901-02, 1902-03, 1904-05, 1910-11.
London Challenge Cup Winners 1936-37, 1947-48, 1958-59, 1963-64, 1970-71, 1973-74.
Peterborough Infirmary Charity Cup Winners 1926.
Studio Ten Challenge Trophy Winners 1992.
Transpennine Express Trophy Winners 1993.
Ryedale Trophy Winners 1994.
Shepherd Trophy & East Coast Soccer Festival Winners 1996
'A' TEAM
Eastern Counties League Champions 1949-50, 1957-58, 1959-60, 1960-61, 1961-62.
Eastern Counties League Cup Winners 1948-49, 1958-59.
East Anglian Cup Winners 1949-50, 1957-58.
London Mid-Week League Champions 1956-57.
Metropolitan League Champions 1966-67.
Metropolitan League Autumn Shield Winners 1968-69.
'B' TEAM
Metropolitan & District League Challenge Cup Winners 1951-52, 1963-64, 1964-65.
Sudbury & Suffolk Charity Cup Winners 1953-54, 1954-55.
YOUTH TEAM
F.A.Youth Cup Winners 1969-70, 1973-74, 1989-90
South East Counties Senior League/Division One Champions 1969-70, 1970-71, 1972-73, 1978-79, 1980-81, 1985-86, 1986-87, 1987-88, 1988-89, 1989-90, 1991-92, 1992-93, 1994-95
South East Counties Senior League/League Cup Winners 1984-85, 1985-86, 1987-88, 1990-91 (joint), 1991-92, 1992-93, 1995-96, 1996-97
Southern Junior Floodlit Cup Winners 1964-65 (joint), 1969-70, 1989-90, 1991-92
London F.A. Youth Challenge Cup Winners 1946-47, 1948-49, 1955-56, 1956-57, 1967-68, 1969-70, 1970-71, 1972-73, 1974-75, 1976-77
International Youth Tournaments;
1959 Rotterdam, 1960 Berrenrath, 1965 The Hague, 1966 Bremen, 1971 Rotterdam, 1972 Rotterdam, 1974 Rotterdam, 1975 Geneva, 1976 Brussels, 1987 Dusseldorf, 1991 Bellinzona, 1994 Ostrach, 1999 Berne, 2005 Angers.
JUNIOR TEAM
FA Academy League Group A Champions 2001-02
South East Counties Junior League Champions 1964-65, 1965-66, 1967-68, 1968-69, 1969-70, 1974-75
South East Counties Junior League Cup Winners 1965-66, 1968-69, 1971-72, 1974-75, 1975-76, 1977-78, 1980-81
London F.A. Winchester Cup Winners 1950-51, 1951-52, 1954-55, 1955-56, 1959-60, 1960-61, 1962-63, 1964-65.
John Ullman Cup Winners 1987-88,1989-90
International Youth Tournaments;
1990 Northern Ireland Milk Cup, 1991 Wettingen, 1992 Wettingen, 1996 Northern Ireland Milk Cup.
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Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:08 am

Costa Del Sol Tournament Winners 1965,1966.

1966 really was a golden year for English football!

Post by **REB** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:09 am

there the biggest club in the world

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:11 am

For anyone wondering, Costa del Sol translates into English as:

"Spurs captain joins Arsenal on free transfer to rid himself of the stink of failure and win league titles"

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:13 am

Galasso wrote:For anyone wondering, Costa del Sol translates into English as:

"Spurs captain joins Arsenal on free transfer to rid himself of the stink of failure and win league titles"

Post by **T.S** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:14 am

Talk about scraping the fucking barrel!

It's a surprise they don't have "1971 & 2004: Football League Championship won at our ground" on there.

Goonanana · Post by **Goonanana** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:17 am

Norwich Hospital Charity Cup Winners! lol

Suprised they didn't put down the Kings Arms Family Fun day 5 a side runners up!

Hagbard 23 · Post by **Hagbard 23** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:31 am

Come off it , their reserves won the TRANSPENNINE EXPRESS TROPHY
in 1993.

It doesn't get much better than that.

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:15 am

aaaaaaaaaaaaa....Ipswich Hospital Cup Winners 1952...aaaaaaaaaaaaa...JOINT

Post by **T.S** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:19 am

Goonanana wrote:Norwich Hospital Charity Cup Winners! lol

Suprised they didn't put down the Kings Arms Family Fun day 5 a side runners up!

I've been to the Norwich hospital. It's nothing to get excited about...

Nice post by the way, Galasso.

EdgeOfTown · Post by **EdgeOfTown** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:29 am

tonysaunders wrote:Talk about scraping the fucking barrel!

It's a surprise they don't have "1971 & 2004: Football League Championship won at our ground" on there.

lol yeah, and people say they have no history!!

Costa Del Sol Tournament Winners 1965,1966.
^^ This was clearly a kickabout in the park after a jolly-up....

stats · Post by **stats** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:44 am

They should off put down there highest PL spot of 5th

5th spot 2005/06 (so nearly there) & 2006/07

TheOne2Smooth · Post by **TheOne2Smooth** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:23 pm

Have they put fair play league winners runners up in there? when they lost out on a raffle for a UEFA cup spot lol

All_Arsenal_1886 · Post by **All_Arsenal_1886** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:48 pm

WOW Spuds have such a great history

They must be so proud

TheOne2Smooth · Post by **TheOne2Smooth** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:54 pm

surely Chas and dave will be ready the next time they enter the Xbox fives over powerleague and lose on a shoot out to some team from mill hill with a player with one eye