Official ADULT joke thread.... (A)

Post by **Belfast Boy** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:38 pm

What have Chelsea and Sharon from Eastenders got in common.............
they've both been fucked by Phil and Grant

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:49 pm

Belfast Boy wrote:What have Chelsea and Sharon from Eastenders got in common.............
they've both been fucked by Phil and Grant

I like that one!

North bank girl · Post by **North bank girl** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:41 pm

Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you fucker!"

He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, 'fuck off it'll be too painful.'"

Post by **Belfast Boy** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:51 pm

Captain Fabregas · Post by **Captain Fabregas** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:55 pm

www.sickipedia.org ? end of discussion

Lethal · Post by **Lethal** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:02 pm

Eboue

*walks off crying*

GE|2|2Y · Post by **GE|2|2Y** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:32 am

My jokes were deleted?

Post by **g88ner** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:40 am

GE|2|2Y wrote:My jokes were deleted?

Mine too

Ah, well... roll with the punches!

they were a tad offensive, I suppose.

Post by **Belfast Boy** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:04 am

Well what did yous expect??? jokes about shaggin 6yr, 9yr olds and even babies for cryin out loud

are IMO an embarrasment to this forum and those responsible should catch themselves on, I know it was an adult joke thread but try actin like one

Post by **g88ner** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:21 am

Belfast Boy wrote:Well what did yous expect??? jokes about shaggin 6yr, 9yr olds and even babies for cryin out loud are IMO an embarrasment to this forum and those responsible should catch themselves on, I know it was an adult joke thread but try actin like one

They were someone else's jokes, and I understand why they were deleted.

Mine was a play on words, and wouldn't have been out of place in a comedy club or a pub - it may have been offensive to some, but not an embarrassment to the forum.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not arguing with your decision as it was fair enough, really... I'm just defending myself as my joke wasn't of the type you describe in your last post!

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:49 am

Three class images

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:21 am

i think that'll do...

any guitar hero fans out there?

digger · Post by **digger** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:56 am

xDAVEYx wrote:

That is tooo awesome

Post by **Belfast Boy** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:53 am

g88ner wrote:
Belfast Boy wrote:Well what did yous expect??? jokes about shaggin 6yr, 9yr olds and even babies for cryin out loud are IMO an embarrasment to this forum and those responsible should catch themselves on, I know it was an adult joke thread but try actin like one
They were someone else's jokes, and I understand why they were deleted.

Mine was a play on words, and wouldn't have been out of place in a comedy club or a pub - it may have been offensive to some, but not an embarrassment to the forum.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not arguing with your decision as it was fair enough, really... I'm just defending myself as my joke wasn't of the type you describe in your last post!

I deleted a few "jokes" last nite g88ner, so it's hard to remember which was which so forgive me if I'm wrong, but was yours the one about shaggin 30, 9yr olds???

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:40 am

Question.

Why are there still some of these heinous jokes on page 1?

Selective modding?