It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
Chanelle on the basis that she is going out with Defoe so any chance do get one over on him. I would like to do it in his house so i could jizz in his pillow case and leave a coiled turd in his living room while he is out. On that turd I would insert a lollipop stick with the words 'red army' written on it