a song for cashley

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U.F.G Anfield '89
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a song for cashley

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to the tune of "just the way you are"

cashley please stop
it's not a sex shop
at carphone warehouse just walk past
please don't use it
and don't abuse it
don't shove a mobile up your arse

it's for communication
not masturbation
to use it that way shows no class
please don't love it
please don't shove it
don't shove a mobile up your arse.

don't get it greasy
and do it hands free
don't buy a lovenest near a mast
be alerted
it's just perverted
don't shove that mobile up your arse
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Re: a song for cashley

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U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:to the tune of "just the way you are"

cashley please stop
it's not a sex shop
at carphone warehouse just walk past
please don't use it
and don't abuse it
don't shove a mobile up your arse

it's for communication
not masturbation
to use it that way shows no class
please don't love it
please don't shove it
don't shove a mobile up your arse.

don't get it greasy
and do it hands free
don't buy a lovenest near a mast
be alerted
it's just perverted
don't shove that mobile up your arse
Jaysus, UFG; you are gold today, mate. More QUALITY! 8)

Keep up the good work!
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Post by All_Arsenal_1886 »

I can see it now Platinum selling album here UFG 8) What did you take this morning? And can i have some? :lol: :lol:
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What did you take this morning? And can i have some?
Crunchy nut cornflakes! get home, have some!

cheers guys, glad you liked it, the idea just sort of came to me although it started with trying to find a tune to fit the words carphone warehouse. more ammunition for chavski games methinks.
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Like it ? I think I can speak for loads when I say we love it and cannot wait to air it at the chelski game in december. Any chance The Gooner can distribute song sheets with the words above and the batty boy song to the masses that day just to give the c*nt a real "welcome home" ? Would be brill to hear 55,000 belt out those tunes in unison. :lol: :lol:
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Post by All_Arsenal_1886 »

Speaking about the Ashley Batty Boy song, i have heard the lil allen virsion played before every game this season, do you think they have done that on purpose so we sing the Ashley virsion :lol: :lol: :lol: I wounder if they will play it before the chelsea game :?: :lol:
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