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Chunky Monkey wrote:not having the bollocks to chat up fit women - and then let some short, ugly, fatty c**t get in there before me
You snooze you lose mate
yep that was my problem - a lack of self confidence in my youth is what i hated - now i came a cocky *word censored* but too fucking old to pull 18 year olds
I used to be the same, till I got to 16, discovered alcohol and realised that if a bird said "no", I'd be too pissed to remember. Luckily, most said yes (either that or I forgot the slags who said no!)
I used to be the same, till I got to 16, discovered alcohol and realised that if a bird said "no", I'd be too pissed to remember. Luckily, most said yes (either that or I forgot the slags who said no!)
it's amazing when i was 18 how many girls were Lesbians
i never forget when i was 17 and lacking confidence, i really faniced this girl who worked in our local library - and i would spend ages in the fucking library looking at books, trying to build up the courage to ask her for a date..
Then i had this great idea..well thats what i thought when i was 17...i told my mate when she finishes work at 5pm to go up to her and start harassing her i would then come running across shouting at him to leave her alone, he would run off and she would see me as her knight in shining armour -
my mate looked at me weirdly told me to fuck off, in case someone else got there first and beat the shit out of him
yep that was my problem - a lack of self confidence in my youth is what i hated - now i came a cocky *word censored* but too fucking old to pull 18 year olds 
