How Irish are you?

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:57 pm

got murderously drunk in dublin, i handed over enough euros, can i be irish?

Post by **Chippy** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:52 pm

Chunky Monkey wrote:once wanked over Andrea Corr in a magazine - does that make me a bit irish

No just a wanker.

Well someone had to say it.

Post by **REB** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:42 am

xDAVEYx wrote:got murderously drunk in dublin, i handed over enough euros, can i be irish?

sent us all your euros,,, help us pay for our paddies day drinking

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:26 am

REBEL GOONER wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:0% Irish and glad of it. Most people that meet me think I'm from Greece or Cyprus for some reason but I am 100% English, from London.
what does an english man look like, you have no real characteristics, royal family are germans and greeks, and between the normans,french romans db10gooner and vikings etc there is probably no such thing as 100% english

Thanks for the name check Reb! I did indeed fuck my way through London like the Vikings!! Pillage!! Pillage!!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:28 am

Basil is a Gooner wrote:
Chippy wrote:
Basil is a Gooner wrote:Not Irish but born on St Paddy's Day.
So even DB10 is going to celebrate your birthday?
We are going to celebrate it together.

Yeah, right on girl.

You know I'm an honorary lesbian, right Bas? "Honorary" because the sisters reckoned I didn't fully fit the bill. Something about being a man...?

Silly lezzers...

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:29 am

SPUDMASHER wrote:0% Irish and glad of it. Most people that meet me think I'm from Greece or Cyprus for some reason but I am 100% English, from London.

You are 100% geebag. And you know it.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:34 am

Anybollocks, I'm 100% real deal Oirish. Born in Dubling (as you poms pronounce it - it's your bloody language, at least learn to speak the fucking thing!!

)

Lived in Brisbane in Aus for 15 years as a kid. Back in Dubling nearly 25 years now. Lived in London for a year too, working - building the place really

. And Paris part time for a couple of years... (every second weekend with French girlfriend. She'd come over on the other weekends). She was lovely, her friends were twats.

In the style of Peter Griffin;

I Don't like-ah the French-ah too much-ah.

Post by **Chippy** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:58 am

Ok its St Pats day and I can announce that the Forum has become more Irish. When I did this poll last summer 46% claimed no Irish blood at all. As you can see its now 40%. The experts are divided on the causes for this trend but there is some evidence that it may be down to the revelation that one Irish member spent the 80's impregnating all eligible (and some ineligible) women in London.

NBM · Post by **NBM** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:05 am

Chippy wrote:Ok its St Pats day and I can announce that the Forum has become more Irish. When I did this poll last summer 46% claimed no Irish blood at all. As you can see its now 40%. The experts are divided on the causes for this trend but there is some evidence that it may be down to the revelation that one Irish member spent the 80's impregnating all eligible (and some ineligible) women in London.

And some animals as well

mcdowell42 · Post by **mcdowell42** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:53 am

100% irish worked in london 1989 to 1992 and also fucked my way around mainly kiwi birds they were so easy.those were the days.only 20 at the time didnt give a shit.mow im more mature

Simon · Post by **Simon** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:25 pm

Got an Irish Aunt by marriage. I feel this qualifies me 100% to get completely plastered today and sing B'Jesus Said Paddy at the top of my voice at the game tonight.

Post by **flash gunner** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:32 pm

One of my grandparents Irish

but im

ElSquirrel · Post by **ElSquirrel** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:12 pm

Missing option: I don't honestly know.

Me mum says one of me grandads wore the orange. Doesn't mean I do, though. Wearing green and only too happy to have a pint of Guinness today.

There once was a bloke named Jake
Who drank too much ale by mistake
It didn't matter
As he filled up his bladder
For under his chair was a lake

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:22 pm

mcdowell42 wrote: 100% irish worked in london 1989 to 1992 and also fucked my way around mainly kiwi birds they were so easy.those were the days.only 20 at the time didnt give a shit.mow im more mature

Kiwi Birds???

You mean like this little fella?...

You're one sick f*ck Mcdowell you really are! I think Wayno has some competition in the animal farm stakes!

I see what you mean about being easy though... he's even assumed the position already!

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:58 pm

I'm not Irish but have have done some pretty stupid things in the past