Half day at work then let the drinking begin
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gus ceasar is a legend
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You have to be more specific iabout this when talking about Ireland. They have so many types of gay bar to choose from........SPUDMASHER wrote:WHICH GAY BAR SELLS THAT THENKarel wrote:midori & lemonade is only £1 today as a result
Pre/post op Transsexuals
S&M/Leather
Moustache worship
Glory hole
Civil Servant cottaging
Although I think all of them will serve a Midori and Lemonade.
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gus ceasar is a legend
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Two Irish builders,Paddy and Joseph go into the pub after a hard day's work.
They're sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a drink.
The two began to speculate about what the man did for a living.
"I'll bet he's an accountant." said Paddy.
"Looks more like a stockbroker to me." argued Joseph.
They continued to debate the subject for a good while until eventually Paddy needed to use the toilet.
On walking in, he saw the smartly dressed man standing at a urinal.
"Excuse me mate, but me and my friend have been arguing over what a smartly dressed fella like you does for a living", said Paddy
Smiling, the man replied, "I'm a logical scientist."
"A what?" asked Paddy
"Let me explain" the man continued,
"Do you have a goldfish at home?"
A bit puzzled, but intrigued,Paddy decided to play along, "Yes, I do as it happens."
"Well then it's logical to assume that you either keep it in a bowl or a pond. Which is it?"
"A pond",replied Paddy.
"Well then it's logical to assume that you have a large garden." Paddy nodded his head in agreement. So the man continued, "which means it's logical to assume you have a large house.."
"I have a 6 bedroom house that I built myself." said Paddy proudly.
"Given that you have such a large house, it's logical to assume that you are married..."
The builder nodded again, "Yes, I'm married and we have three children."
"Then it's logical to assume that you have a healthy sex life."
"Five nights a week!" Paddy boasted.
The man smiled a little, "Therefore it's logical to assume you don't masturbate often."
"Never!" the builder exclaimed.
"Well there you have it" the man explained, "That's logical science at work.
From finding out that you have a goldfish, I've discovered the size of your garden, all about your house, your family and your sex life!"
Paddy left the toilet, very impressed by the man's talents.
On returning to the bar the Joseph asked, "I see that smart bloke was in there, did you find out what he does?"
"Yeah," replied Paddy, "He's a logical scientist."
"A what?" says Joseph.
"Let me explain" says Paddy..
"Do you have a goldfish at home?"
"No" replied Joseph....
"Well, you're a wanker then!"...
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They're sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a drink.
The two began to speculate about what the man did for a living.
"I'll bet he's an accountant." said Paddy.
"Looks more like a stockbroker to me." argued Joseph.
They continued to debate the subject for a good while until eventually Paddy needed to use the toilet.
On walking in, he saw the smartly dressed man standing at a urinal.
"Excuse me mate, but me and my friend have been arguing over what a smartly dressed fella like you does for a living", said Paddy
Smiling, the man replied, "I'm a logical scientist."
"A what?" asked Paddy
"Let me explain" the man continued,
"Do you have a goldfish at home?"
A bit puzzled, but intrigued,Paddy decided to play along, "Yes, I do as it happens."
"Well then it's logical to assume that you either keep it in a bowl or a pond. Which is it?"
"A pond",replied Paddy.
"Well then it's logical to assume that you have a large garden." Paddy nodded his head in agreement. So the man continued, "which means it's logical to assume you have a large house.."
"I have a 6 bedroom house that I built myself." said Paddy proudly.
"Given that you have such a large house, it's logical to assume that you are married..."
The builder nodded again, "Yes, I'm married and we have three children."
"Then it's logical to assume that you have a healthy sex life."
"Five nights a week!" Paddy boasted.
The man smiled a little, "Therefore it's logical to assume you don't masturbate often."
"Never!" the builder exclaimed.
"Well there you have it" the man explained, "That's logical science at work.
From finding out that you have a goldfish, I've discovered the size of your garden, all about your house, your family and your sex life!"
Paddy left the toilet, very impressed by the man's talents.
On returning to the bar the Joseph asked, "I see that smart bloke was in there, did you find out what he does?"
"Yeah," replied Paddy, "He's a logical scientist."
"A what?" says Joseph.
"Let me explain" says Paddy..
"Do you have a goldfish at home?"
"No" replied Joseph....
"Well, you're a wanker then!"...
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