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Hello friendlings, did i mention that i'm a professional mentalist, i'm a raging maddard i tells ya. and i'll thank you not to make fun of my photo it's my fault i have a hairy face and fangs, it's as unavoidable as my madness. do you think the monocle makes me look fetching?
i must return now to compiling my "Eboue: the greatest moments ever" film. I will reproduce his genius using stop motion blu-tac animation, there will be a directors commentary by stephen seagal, as soon as he returns my threatening phone messages.
MentalWayno wrote:Hello friendlings, did i mention that i'm a professional mentalist, i'm a raging maddard i tells ya. and i'll thank you not to make fun of my photo it's my fault i have a hairy face and fangs, it's as unavoidable as my madness. do you think the monocle makes me look fetching?
i must return now to compiling my "Eboue: the greatest moments ever" film. I will reproduce his genius using stop motion blu-tac animation, there will be a directors commentary by stephen seagal, as soon as he returns my threatening phone messages.
You look like a classy son of a bitch with that monacle!
Thank you very muchly, it does help my image, you'd hardly know that i'm a card carrying mentalite. it also compensates for my right eye being much larger than my left, they look roughly the same size.
now i must go and rearrange my tooth paste collection, this is very hard considering that I've taken it all out of the tubes first, and that i keep it on my kitchen floor, or toilet floor as you "saneys" would call it.
MentalWayno wrote:Thank you very muchly, it does help my image, you'd hardly know that i'm a card carrying mentalite. it also compensates for my right eye being much larger than my left, they look roughly the same size.
now i must go and rearrange my tooth paste collection, this is very hard considering that I've taken it all out of the tubes first, and that i keep it on my kitchen floor, or toilet floor as you "saneys" would call it.
madbye!
We've had all the alter ego's on here and MentalQuartz and all, but I must say that MentalWayno is a bit, well... shit really, isn't he...?