Phil Brown song

Irish Gooner · Post by **Irish Gooner** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:09 pm

I think it would be a good idea to use this "saga" to get a new Phil Brown song going..

Well we know he wears fake tan and he loves to do the tango.
And he is a liar.

Let the creativity flow!

Gooner Jim · Post by **Gooner Jim** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:29 pm

stand up if you hate tottenham (and phill brown)

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:38 pm

Irish Gooner wrote:I think it would be a good idea to use this "saga" to get a new Phil Brown song going..

Well we know he wears fake tan and he loves to do the tango.
And he is a liar.

Let the creativity flow!

Sorry about this but to the tune of The Flintstones:-

Phil Brown, is a liar
He wears a fake sun tan too
Son of, big, fat Sam
The guy hasnâ€™t got a clue

His teams, time waste all the time
Media attentioning, all part of his crime

When you watch Hull City play
Youâ€™ll have a dull day,
A really dull old dayyyyyyyyyyyy

(may require some rewording)

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:19 pm

Franksav's Ivor Novello worthy lyrics will take some beating!

Here's my effort to the tune of "John Brown's Body":

Phil Brown's buddy is his gobbed on slave
Phil Brown's buddy is his gobbed on slave
Phil Brown's buddy is his gobbed on slave
He's got his fake tan on on on

Glory Glory Spit on you chump
Glory Glory Spit on you chump
Glory Glory Spit on you chump

He's got his fake tan on on on

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:58 am

He wore - he wore - he wore a Tango fake-tan
He wore a Tango fake-tan & he looked like such a c*nt
And when - I asked him why he wore a Tango fake-tan
He said to hide his anger when The Arsenal won 2-1

or

Cheer up c*nty B***n
Oh what can it be
To Fat - Sam's dirty rent boy
With your - Orange hands-free-ee

Cheer up c*nty B***n
Oh what can it be
To Fat - Sam's dirty rent-boy
We're off - to Wem-ber-le-ey

northbankbren · Post by **northbankbren** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:36 am

his tans from a can

his tans from a cccccccccaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn

oh phil browns tan

is from a can

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:21 am

To the tune of "One Tony Adams"

One lying c*nt, one lying c*nt, there's only one lying c*nt... (chant "Phil Brown!" here, then repeat all)

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:37 pm

GunnerDude · Post by **GunnerDude** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:55 pm

clap while singing

He,s Tanned
He Lies
He Fat Sam's little bitch
His name is Brown
Phil Orange Brown

rodders999 · Post by **rodders999** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:59 pm

Cheer up Phil Brown
Oh what can it mean
To a lying orange bastard
And a SHIT football team!

Eboue-Why? · Post by **Eboue-Why?** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:09 pm

northbankbren wrote:his tans from a can

his tans from a cccccccccaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn

oh phil browns tan

is from a can

Nice!!

donaldo · Post by **donaldo** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:10 pm

rodders999 wrote:Cheer up Phil Brown
Oh what can it mean
To a lying orange bastard
And a SHIT football team!

Well done rodders thats the one

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:19 pm

Phi-il Brown is a wanker, is a wanker

*Repeat*

Not the most creative but it works for me

Rutty-B · Post by **Rutty-B** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:00 pm

Ha Ha at the Can song! Good work.

gus ceasar is a legend · Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:32 pm

TO BONEY M'S BROWN GIRL IN THE RING...............

Horton's tonguing Brown's ring

Tra la la la la

Horton's tonguing Brown's ring

Tra la la la la

Horton's tonguing Brown's ring

Tra la la la la

They look like an orange and a plum, plum, plum

Phil Brown song

Phil Brown song

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