OCD's

[Ted B]

"Hence their inability to delegate tasks to others, unless they can micromanage the situation and control it minutely to fit their expectations. Consequently, they trust no one and are difficult to deal with and stubborn."

that's me in a nutshell

[Yankee_Gooner_Dandee]

i find myself having OCD lapses sometimes with random shit. i think most people have their own little quirks.


cure = smoke weed and forget about it.

[SPUDMASHER]

If I have one then it is organising my desk.
my drinks mat has to be in the corner and equidistant from both edges.
Paper must be tidy and staples must always be in the top left corner of the page, again equidistant from the edges and straight. Pens etc. must be in their place and my in/out trays must be tidy.
Inside the desk is equally an issue as everything has it's place.

don't you just hate people that don't use the guide on the holepunch causing pages to not line up when filed

*word censored*









I am a sad Guslop

[digger]

If I have one then it is organising my desk.
my drinks mat has to be in the corner and equidistant from both edges.
Paper must be tidy and staples must always be in the top left corner of the page, again equidistant from the edges and straight. Pens etc. must be in their place and my in/out trays must be tidy.
Inside the desk is equally an issue as everything has it's place.

don't you just hate people that don't use the guide on the holepunch causing pages to not line up when filed

c**ts









I am a sad Guslop

That's weird, used to work with a guy who used to arrange his desk perfectly every day, phone on the left, touching the keyboard, the mouse touching on the other side. All his papers stacked on the left, all his books arranged on the right, and any dust blown off the desk.

Problem is, we work shifts. So after he went home, we'd change it so everything was upside down, an exact mirror image or just a fucking mess. We even set his entire desk up on the floor.

[Wayno]

We have a guy at work that cannot walk past the printer without opening the tray and checking that it has paper. Every now and then I like to write things on the top sheet like "us machines hate you" & "Fuck off saddo"

[SPUDMASHER]

If I have one then it is organising my desk.
my drinks mat has to be in the corner and equidistant from both edges.
Paper must be tidy and staples must always be in the top left corner of the page, again equidistant from the edges and straight. Pens etc. must be in their place and my in/out trays must be tidy.
Inside the desk is equally an issue as everything has it's place.

don't you just hate people that don't use the guide on the holepunch causing pages to not line up when filed

c**ts









I am a sad Guslop

That's weird, used to work with a guy who used to arrange his desk perfectly every day, phone on the left, touching the keyboard, the mouse touching on the other side. All his papers stacked on the left, all his books arranged on the right, and any dust blown off the desk.

Problem is, we work shifts. So after he went home, we'd change it so everything was upside down, an exact mirror image or just a fucking mess. We even set his entire desk up on the floor.

The bastards I used to work with used to purposely empty my stapler before every late shift. *word censored*
Another one is the desk pad. It is for leaning on.......not fucking scribbling on, drawing boxes inside boxes or pictures of cocks

[Ted B]

i'm learning how to control my ocd's