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norfbankN16
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Post by norfbankN16 »

To the tune of 'The Adams Family'

His mother-in-law's a robber
His mummy is one too
They like to steal from Tesco
The Terry family
do do do do
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Its Up 4 Grabs Now
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Post by Its Up 4 Grabs Now »

Nice song Norfbank 8), might work better (imho) if the 1st 3 lines all rhymed though:

His mother is a robber
She tried to steal some clobber
But got nicked by a copper
The thieving Terry c*nts

Plus I believe it should be mandatory by law to always include the word c*nt in any song that also includes the word T*rry. 8)
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Its Up 4 Grabs Now
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Post by Its Up 4 Grabs Now »

Or to "We Won The League...":

John Terry’s mum (John Terry’s mum)
Is on the rob (is on the rob)
John Terry’s mum is on the rob
Cos she’s a thie-ving chav prozzy
John Terry’s mum is on the rob
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tinpot lane
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Post by tinpot lane »

Arsenal, Arsenal Fc
We're by far the greatest team,
the world has ever seen
and it's Arsenal, Arsenal Fc

you may have heard it before :roll:
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Gooner Jim
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Post by Gooner Jim »

tinpot lane wrote:Arsenal, Arsenal Fc
We're by far the greatest team,
the world has ever seen
and it's Arsenal, Arsenal Fc

you may have heard it before :roll:
here's one that just came to me
Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal,
Arsenal Arsenal, Arsenaaal
Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal, Arsenal , Arsssssssssseeeeenaaaaaaaaal
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enjibenji
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Post by enjibenji »

tinpot lane wrote:Arsenal, Arsenal Fc
We're by far the greatest team,
the world has ever seen
and it's Arsenal, Arsenal Fc

you may have heard it before :roll:
must have tested your musical skills to come up with that :lol:
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Ar53na1
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Torres

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I like the Torres song to the same tune as Eduardo's

He's half a boy and half a girl Torres Torres
He looks just like a transvestite Torres Torres
He wears a frock
He loves the cock
He sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres Carraghers bit on the side

Or Carlos Tevez

His neck scar proves he lost his head Tevez Tevez
He'll never shag a sexy bird Tevez Tevez
You ugly twat
You argy C*nt
They've sewn your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez got Herman Munsters head.
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Post by JMascis666 »

Robbed this from Liverpool I think. (Their version was about Djimi Traore's own goal against Burnley)

To the tune of "Blame it on the Boogey"

Don't blame it on Clichy
Don't blame it on Sagna
Don't blame it on Fabregas
Blame it on Eboue
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norfbankN16
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Re: Torres

Post by norfbankN16 »

Ar53na1 wrote:I like the Torres song to the same tune as Eduardo's

He's half a boy and half a girl Torres Torres
He looks just like a transvestite Torres Torres
He wears a frock
He loves the cock
He sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres Carraghers bit on the side

Or Carlos Tevez

His neck scar proves he lost his head Tevez Tevez
He'll never shag a sexy bird Tevez Tevez
You ugly twat
You argy C*nt
They've sewn your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez got Herman Munsters head.
love 'em both. :lol:
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Gooner Jim
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Post by Gooner Jim »

We drink a drink, a drink
To Boris the king, the king, the king
He's the ruler of the underground, he's the greatessst Politian
That the wooooorld has ever had :barscarf:
Sung it yesterday on the way past the tube station :barscarf:
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Robsy
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Post by Robsy »

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Nice song Norfbank 8), might work better (imho) if the 1st 3 lines all rhymed though:

His mother is a robber
She tried to steal some clobber
But got nicked by a copper
The thieving Terry c*nts

Plus I believe it should be mandatory by law to always include the word c*nt in any song that also includes the word T*rry. 8)
That...is...quality
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Robsy
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Re: Torres

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Ar53na1 wrote:I like the Torres song to the same tune as Eduardo's

He's half a boy and half a girl Torres Torres
He looks just like a transvestite Torres Torres
He wears a frock
He loves the cock
He sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres Carraghers bit on the side
Classic!
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goonersid
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Post by goonersid »

This may already be on here but have never heard it at a prem game.
To the tune of oh my darling clementine
"Who's your father, who's your father
who's your father referee
you haven't got one
you never had one
you're a bastard referee."
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worthing gooner
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Post by worthing gooner »

Heard this yesterday in block 6 and looks like its got to be worth an airing at the semi final.
To theo's "Englishman in new york" tune.

"Whoa John Terry's mum
Oh John Terry's mum
She's a shoplifter at Tesco's"

Genius.
Lets get this going

AFC
C'mon
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xDAVEYx
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Post by xDAVEYx »

tune of MONSTER by THE AUTOMATIC

who's that stopping all of the shots?
its fabianski, fabianski!
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