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Karel wrote:
that's where we get the word 'wake' from . in the olden days it was not uncommon for a mistake to be made so people held a wake to see if the person woke up or was alive
is that a joke? :shock: :shock:
It is not uncommon to see a dead body with a pint of Guiness :lol:

I'm going to be cremated with all my MONEY next to me :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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nah seriously, that's fucking scary :shock: you're at a funeral of someone who suddenly wakes up, imagine that?! :?

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Karel

Think about it mate, we've only had this modern medicine stuff for about 50 years. Why do you not believe it?

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Chunky Monkey wrote:i heard Jade Goody was having a state funeral just like Princess Diana - but this time people will be throwing house bricks instead of roses
bloody hell banana lover that made Radford laugh

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Radford149 wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:i heard Jade Goody was having a state funeral just like Princess Diana - but this time people will be throwing house bricks instead of roses
bloody hell banana lover that made Radford laugh

:barscarf: fuckin hell - i bet and go and lay down in a darken room, and think of my next witty ditty :D

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Chippy wrote:Karel

Think about it mate, we've only had this modern medicine stuff for about 50 years. Why do you not believe it?
no i do believe it, defo makes sense. just thought of it as a bit :?

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Post by QuartzGooner »

Part of the vampire myth is connected to this.

People would have a disease, go into a coma like state, be prepared for burial.

Then wake up and scare everyone!

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Post by Reg Niseth »

Always been a week over here for as long as I can remember. However, mates mum died the last week and they are having to wait amlost three weeks.

This is not unsual in that part of Bedfordshire which has an above normal population muslims. Seems they are getting priority over local s as they are buried/cremated withon 24 hours.

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Post by olgitgooner »

Allegedly true story.

Somebody had his mobile phone put in the coffin with him. Because he was so fond of it.

During the burial, a relative got a call from that same number. Scary.

Turns out that that O2/Vodaphone/Orange had made an error, and re-issued the number to another person.

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My sister married into an Irish family.

When her husband died (a smashing fella, I miss him) we had a church service in Sussex one day, and a burial in London the following day.

Jim is the only man I know of, who had TWO wakes. Both were hugely enjoyable. And a proper celebration of the man's life.

Jim's sister's husband died recently. Being a proper Irishman, he loved his Guinness. As a mark of respect, every man at his wake drunk nothing but Guinness. And a very nice pint it was, too.

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olgitgooner wrote:My sister married into an Irish family.

When her husband died (a smashing fella, I miss him) we had a church service in Sussex one day, and a burial in London the following day.

Jim is the only man I know of, who had TWO wakes. Both were hugely enjoyable. And a proper celebration of the man's life.

Jim's sister's husband died recently. Being a proper Irishman, he loved his Guinness. As a mark of respect, every man at his wake drunk nothing but Guinness. And a very nice pint it was, too.
The Irish wake is quality. When my dad died last year all these guys that had worked for us over the years flew home from Aus, States, England etc and we got lashed out of it, told some great stories about back in the day and paid tribute to him. It got me through it big time. 8)

We always leave a full pint to the side for the deceased too. And any barman that attempted to remove it before the end would get killed.

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