A Day in the Life of DB10Gooner

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Galasso
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A Day in the Life of DB10Gooner

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After DB10 revealed his plans to stay at the Hilton after the Derby game, we can now exclusively reveal a typical DB10 Arsenal day....


08:00 Dublin to Heathrow: Flight late - DB10 is secluded in the exec lounge with a morning champagne and salmon. Flight waits for DB10 to finish.


09:30 Flight arrives: DB10 sped through customs to his waiting limousine.


10:00 Limousine arrives at Hilton Islington, having being allowed to speed through red lights and accompanied by police outriders. DB10's second champagne of the day from the limousine mini-bar and the company of Swedish Masseuse means DB10 is reticent to leave the car.


11:00 DB10 checks-in. Picks up welcome message from Arsene Wenger

Find his goats milk bath refreshing.


12:00 Time to hit the town - And eat. Orders his travelling monkey servant to find the best French restaurant in Islington, and clear out all of the commoners - "you just don't know where they've been"

The restaurant prepare DB10's favourite - geese livers stuffed with Guinness. "It really is quite fuckin excellent"


13:00 Time to put on protective clothing and check vaccinations as DB10 makes his way to the 12 pins public house. DB10 drinks his body weight in Guinness to block out the filthy smell. He reminds himself that he will soon be back amongst the higher echelons.


14:30 Ahhhh, that's better - Club Level. The air is fresher and the toilets working. As DB10 sips his welcoming Martini, his monkey servant reminds him that he will only be truly happy in the Platinum Club.

DB10 can't enjoy himself now some are having a richer time than he is. He looks over the edge of club level and wonders whether to end it all right now.............
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Post by REB »

i reckon phw will pick him up at the airport in his choper just 2 make sure aw gets the team list db10 has prepared,, plus wats this flyin in2 heathrow,,, private jet before the helicopter 2 the hotel,, drinks in the directors lounge instead of 12 pins,,,prob get one of the players for the masseues job,, and then giv the team talk before announing 2 the grove the team ,, :wink: :wink:
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Post by Eboue Can't Defend »

Absolutely fantastic work Galasso and Rebel!! Laughing my socks off, as I imagine will DB10 when he reads this. 8) :lol: :lol:
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Post by DB10GOONER »

Sweet Jumping Jaysus on a bike!! Galasso and rebel gooner - those are two of the funniest threads I have ever read on here boys!! :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)

QUALITY. 8)

Absolute QUALITY. I was laughing out loud as I read it and my workmates are now fully convinced I'm in the middle of a nervous breakdown! :shock: :? :wink:

I hereby nominate Galasso for post of the year so far (AND I include my own Tony Saunders the Movie post and various Crunt Monkey, Gus's Honeymoon and some of the hilarious Anthem posts in that) with a special emeritus mention for rebel's follow on!

One question though; How do you guys know so much about me and my lifestyle....? :wink: :P

Seriously though, marvellous work. I just wish to Jaysus it was TRUE! :(

Still, Euromillions draw tonight... :wink:
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