It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
I ended up with an older woman at a club the other night.
She looked pretty good for around 60 years old.
In fact she wasn't too bad at all and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit (Well more than a bit) then had a snuggle, and she asked me if I'd ever had a "Sportsman's Double?" " What's that?" I asked.
"It's a Mother and Daughter threesome" she said.
"Oh!" I said-as my mind began to embrace the idea, "No, I haven't" And wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.
We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink - that tonight was "My Lucky night".
I went back with her to her place and walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs
"Mum are you still awake?" I have never ran so fast in my life.
I was in bed with an Essex girl a few years ago and i called her a slapper, she got a bit odd and told me to get out of the bed right now, and to take my mates with me
