It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
Firstly, sorry for thinking you were a female! However in my defence I'm sure that when I did a thread enquiring as to who were girlies on here, your name came up!
Anyway, sorry you failed but if you'd worn the stockings and skirt......
