No more Kippers for me

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:22 pm

every burp and fart is followed by an awful stench of kippers

never knew anyone could smell this bad - also no more Sugar Puffs or Onions me thinks

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:25 pm

asparagus makes your pee smell...

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:26 pm

xDAVEYx wrote:asparagus makes your pee smell...

yeah my female boss told me that one as well - weird isn't it

Sugar puffs have always made my pee smell

and Onions make my farts smell of bad blood

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:09 pm

I find a combination of mcdonalds, lager and kebab is the finest way to enrich the aroma of one's farts.

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:26 am

Did you know that your Spunk will smell like Kippers if ya lucky enough to get a blow job today?
FACT! that whatever comes out the end of ya cock will smell like what you eat.
Perhaps the Lady message boarders here can confirm this?

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:33 pm

Man bought a variety pack of flavoured condoms.

Had a little game with his wife. Turn off lights. Put on condom. Wife does a BJ and tries to guess the flavour.

"Cheese and onion" says the wife.

Husband says "I haven't put it on, yet!"

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:13 pm

mrgnu1958 wrote:Did you know that your Spunk will smell like Kippers if ya lucky enough to get a blow job today?
FACT! that whatever comes out the end of ya cock will smell like what you eat.
Perhaps the Lady message boarders here can confirm this?

not to sure if i want to lick my own cum to find out - when it's been all over my missus arse

Queenie · Post by **Queenie** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:45 pm

Chunky Monkey wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:Did you know that your Spunk will smell like Kippers if ya lucky enough to get a blow job today?
FACT! that whatever comes out the end of ya cock will smell like what you eat.
Perhaps the Lady message boarders here can confirm this?

not to sure if i want to lick my own cum to find out - when it's been all over my missus arse

I'll do it

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:53 pm

Queenie wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:Did you know that your Spunk will smell like Kippers if ya lucky enough to get a blow job today?
FACT! that whatever comes out the end of ya cock will smell like what you eat.
Perhaps the Lady message boarders here can confirm this?

not to sure if i want to lick my own cum to find out - when it's been all over my missus arse

I'll do it

LOL slag, my kinda of women

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:44 am

Chunky Monkey wrote:
Queenie wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:Did you know that your Spunk will smell like Kippers if ya lucky enough to get a blow job today?
FACT! that whatever comes out the end of ya cock will smell like what you eat.
Perhaps the Lady message boarders here can confirm this?

not to sure if i want to lick my own cum to find out - when it's been all over my missus arse

I'll do it

LOL slag, my kinda of women

He ain't a woman...

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:52 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
Queenie wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:Did you know that your Spunk will smell like Kippers if ya lucky enough to get a blow job today?
FACT! that whatever comes out the end of ya cock will smell like what you eat.
Perhaps the Lady message boarders here can confirm this?

not to sure if i want to lick my own cum to find out - when it's been all over my missus arse

I'll do it

LOL slag, my kinda of women
He ain't a woman...

WTF