Some good news...

exiled in notts · Post by **exiled in notts** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:31 am

According to BBC News, Ferguson was attacked at Euston station last night. Only minor injuries unfortunately, but give the assailant the freedom of the city now I say.

Makes a change doesn't it? An aggressive, drunken, paranoid, incoherent Glaswegian being on the receiving end of an assault at Euston.

He sustained leg injuries apparently. Now he knows how opposition wingers feel after an afternoon being chopped to the deck with impunity by Gary Neville.

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:10 am

Panorama should conduct an investigation!

gunners-need-steel · Post by **gunners-need-steel** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:01 pm

now, how did he sustain injuries to his feet ? was he bitten or just tackled in a foul way ?

seriously though, no matter who is involved (even for the manscum scum mgr), there is no need to celebrate this ... must have been a frightening experience for the man ...

gunners-need-steel · Post by **gunners-need-steel** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:24 pm

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/ne ... MHD=soccer

The article above gives a clearer picture of the incident ... fergie was punched in the groin (ouch !) ...

What got me LOL, was:
'[Reynolds' defence counsel] added that her client said he was joking around and that he struck Sir Alex whilst shadow boxing.

Sitting magistrate Daphne Wickham said: "I do not think Sir Alex Ferguson saw this as a joke." '

All_Arsenal_1886 · Post by **All_Arsenal_1886** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:29 pm

I can't believe this is in court already, i bet the bloke wishes he hit him for real after all this bother

stats · Post by **stats** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:35 pm

So it's a 'if Carlsberg did attacks' commercial?

exiled in notts · Post by **exiled in notts** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:03 pm

gunners-need-steel wrote:http://www.sportinglife.com/football/ne ... MHD=soccer

The article above gives a clearer picture of the incident ... fergie was punched in the groin (ouch !) ...

What got me LOL, was:
'[Reynolds' defence counsel] added that her client said he was joking around and that he struck Sir Alex whilst shadow boxing.

Sitting magistrate Daphne Wickham said: "I do not think Sir Alex Ferguson saw this as a joke." '

In the light of the above link, I'd like to withdraw my earlier support of Mr Reynolds. He's clearly a deeply unpleasant and violent drunk. It must have been like looking in the mirror when he clocked Fergie.

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:07 pm

exiled in notts wrote:
gunners-need-steel wrote:http://www.sportinglife.com/football/ne ... MHD=soccer

The article above gives a clearer picture of the incident ... fergie was punched in the groin (ouch !) ...

What got me LOL, was:
'[Reynolds' defence counsel] added that her client said he was joking around and that he struck Sir Alex whilst shadow boxing.

Sitting magistrate Daphne Wickham said: "I do not think Sir Alex Ferguson saw this as a joke." '
In the light of the above link, I'd like to withdraw my earlier support of Mr Reynolds. He's clearly a deeply unpleasant and violent drunk. It must have been like looking in the mirror when he clocked Fergie.

Cus Geezer · Post by **Cus Geezer** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:23 pm

I'm surprised that the drunk didn't come out with the excuse that he kicked a football boot on the floor in anger and it accidently hit Fergie in the groin, he didn't mean it, honest guv!

All_Arsenal_1886 · Post by **All_Arsenal_1886** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:30 pm

Where was Fergie's '20' bodygards while this happed? my guess is they got fed up with the hair dryer treatment from fergie and paid the drunk to kick him

If it was me i wouldn't need the money i'd do it free of charge

Cus Geezer · Post by **Cus Geezer** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:32 pm

I'd do it free of charge too, but I need the money.

EdgeOfTown · Post by **EdgeOfTown** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:51 pm

lol punched in the groin...
that really did make my day!
*starts to think of a song for Man U game...*

Post by **REB** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:02 pm

ne na ne na ne na ne na got a kick in the bollocks
kick in the bollocks
he got a kick in the bollocks

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:15 pm

Fergie, how's the groin
fergie, fergie
how's the groin

EdgeOfTown · Post by **EdgeOfTown** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:32 pm

Smacked by a pisshead,
You got smacked by a pisshead,
Smacked by a pisshead!!

(one arsene wenger)..