Torres song

Craigd86 · Post by **Craigd86** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:56 pm

Not sure if anyone else has said about this song but i like it its to the tune of the animals go 2 by 2:

He's half a boy and half a girl torres torres,
he looks just like a transvestite torres torres,
he wears a frock he loves the cock he sells his arse on albert dock,
fer-nan-do tor-res carraghers bit on the side.

I hope we sing this at anfield im gonna try get it going lol

Gooner Jim · Post by **Gooner Jim** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:59 pm

Yeh I was singing it on the bus yesterday with some chelsea fans that I started talking to.
For Chav's theyre wernt to bad, the rest of them were wankers. Shouting 'fuck your history'

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:15 pm

Nice one - certainly made me feel happier today. Haven't got a ticket for Tuesday night but expect to hear this being sang loudly and proudly

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:27 pm

No offence itâ€™s a semi-decent song but who gives a flying c*nt of a f*ck about Torres?! Iâ€™d rather we got behind the few players who deserve to hear their name being sung after yesterday (Theoâ€¦ Englishman at Arsenal!) and/or got a few songs about 1989 going!

Gooner Jim · Post by **Gooner Jim** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:36 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:No offence itâ€™s a semi-decent song but who gives a flying c*nt of a f*ck about Torres?! Iâ€™d rather we got behind the few players who deserve to hear their name being sung after yesterday (Theoâ€¦ Englishman at Arsenal!) and/or got a few songs about 1989 going!

Dont forget the anti-spurs songs which of course are completly appropriate at an away match not concerning spurs at all

And what 89 songs are you talking about?
Smith and Thomas songs?

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:51 pm

Gooner Jim wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:No offence itâ€™s a semi-decent song but who gives a flying c*nt of a f*ck about Torres?! Iâ€™d rather we got behind the few players who deserve to hear their name being sung after yesterday (Theoâ€¦ Englishman at Arsenal!) and/or got a few songs about 1989 going!
Dont forget the anti-spurs songs which of course are completly appropriate at an away match not concerning spurs at all

And what 89 songs are you talking about?
Smith and Thomas songs?

That was sort of the point Jim, we dont really have any - apart from maybe "We won the league on Merseyside" - & yet we're all up for singing about Torres being a tranny!

Wasnt having a dig at the original poster or anyone else I'd just rather we backed our own players (however hard that is after yesterday) instead of singing some song that Everton/Utd made up for their own hate figure. It'd be a bit like either of them singing "Stand up if you hate Tottnumb"!

Gooner Jim · Post by **Gooner Jim** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:14 pm

Wanna get the ball rolling?

Im too tired to think atm

Post by **Dicko** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:12 pm

There's the "one minute" chant but of course Steve McMahon no longer on the pitch

Craigd86 · Post by **Craigd86** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:27 pm

Makes sense "its up for grabs now" we have 2 days lets our heads together and think of a song to show the true sprit of an arsenal team and the few players who still want to show that sprit.

crocit · Post by **crocit** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:30 pm

lol lets sing anti spurs songs, i sometimes dont bother joining in when we sing them constantly or just anti scum songs