Arshavin needs a song?

[darkprincess]

I think he deserves a song now.

My starter for 10 is:-

Arsh-arsh-arshavin
Russian player in our team
He is the best that we've ever seen

(to the tune of Boney M's Ra-ra-rasputin.)

Any other thoughts?

[northbankbren]

WELCOME

Rip off of an old hleb one but (TUNE OF ADAMS FAMILY):

HE'S BLONDE HE'S QUICK HE'S TRICKY

HE LIKES TO TAKE THE MICKEY

HIS WIFE IS A BIT LIPPY

HE'S ANDREY ARSHAVIN

[I Hate Hleb]

Considering he has been the saviour of our season, how about this to the old 'Ian Wright My Lord' melody:

Ar-sha-vin, my Lord
Ar-sha-vin,
Ar-sha-vin, my Lord
Ar-sha-vin,
Ar-sha-vin, my Lord
Ar-sha-vin,
An-drey Ar-sha-vin

It's a familiar tune and even the simpliest amongst us should be able to remember the lyrics!!

[Belfast Boy]

He scored 4 goals to sink the Scouse - Andrey Andrey,

Not once, not twice, not even thrice - Andrey Andrey,

Just like Thomas in '89

He charged through the midfield to shoot them down

Andrey Arshavin, Arsenal's 23

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Has to be the Boney M "Rasputin" tune surely! A few people suggested that when we first bought him - think Kevinho was the first (?)!

Here's the link to the song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg .

Personally I reckon we should sing the few lines before the chorus as well, starting from 1:22 in the clip, the bit that goes:

He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

Ra-Ra-Rasputin...

And here's my version:

He is one top f*cking Russian geezer
Full of ecstasy & fire
Even back-lines tight as Ebenezer
Cant stop our live-wire

Ar-Ar-Arshavin
Russia’s greatest goal machine
He wears the canon & the Arsenal red
Ar-Ar-Arshavin
He is Gooner as you’ve seen
Give him a sniff & he’ll leave you dead

Ebenezer line's a bit shit, might try & think of a better one later.

[Boomer]

Wish I could think of a song!

[SCREAM AIM FIRE]

since he signed on,
we've looked good for the first time
in so fucking long
we thought wenger was going blind
but he prooved us wrong
arshavin is one of brilliant kind

that kelly clarkson song since you've been gone (rhyming pattern may be off as i dont know the song too well :S)

[GunnerDude]

Wish I could think of a song!

your not alone
but when he scores or assists a goal, all you would hear me say is
"Its Andrei Arshaviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiin"

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Just changing that 1st bit to:

He is one top f*cking Russian geezer
Mancs, Mousers, Chavs & Scum beware
Four goals at Anfield was just a teaser
You aint got a prayer (or… none of your c*nts compare)

Ar-Ar-Arshavin...

[Boomer]

Wish I could think of a song!

your not alone
but when he scores or assists a goal, all you would hear me say is
"Its Andrei Arshaviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiin"

Okay.

However, my comment was being sarcasrtic.
[note my footer]

[GunnerDude]

Wish I could think of a song!

your not alone
but when he scores or assists a goal, all you would hear me say is
"Its Andrei Arshaviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiin"

Okay.

However, my comment was being sarcasrtic.
[note my footer]

Touché

[I Hate Hleb]

Good effort IU4GN, but I fear that might be a bit too complicated for some of our 'singers'!! They might also find the melody difficult to keep in unison. Something simpler (like my suggestion? ) is required.

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Good effort IU4GN, but I fear that might be a bit too complicated for some of our 'singers'!! They might also find the melody difficult to keep in unison. Something simpler (like my suggestion? ) is required.

Probably true IHH, one of the reasons I thought we should sing the first bit is so that at least everyone would join in the main bit in unison! A bit like how the mousers sing the 7 Nation Army tune with no words first before they all join in the Ja-vi-er Mas-che-ra-no bit.

Something simpler will have to do. Still, I’m afraid your Kumbaya song will forever be associated with the legend that is Chris Kiwomya!

[Basil is a Gooner]

I wrote this before (you said it was rubbish then too ) - its simple anyway.

To the tune of I am sailing.....

I am Gooner, Andrey Gooner,
I am Gooner, from overseas,
I am Gooner, Super Gooner,
I am Gooner, twenty three. (or I scored 4 instead of 3).........

I'll get my coat.....

[bunch]

Adams Family tune:

We should have got him sooner
He told us "I am Gooner"
He'll make your bottom smoother
He's Andrey Arshavin