ANOTHER FRI JOKE

[REB]

MICKS HAVING A PINT IN A BAR 70 FLOORS UP OVERLOOKING NEW YORK
ALL OF A SUDDEN A MAN WALKS UP AND THROWS HIMSELF OFF THE BALCONY,, FU*KIN HELL SAYS MICK,
5 MINS LATER SAME GUY JUMPS OUT OF THE ELEVATOR AND WALKS OVER 2 HIM AND SAYS HI
YOU SHOULD BE DEAD SAYS MICK,, THATS 70 FLOORS YOU FELL..
NA SAYS, THE GUY, THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE IN THE WORLD WHERE THE NORTH AND SOUTH WINDS COME TOGETHER SO YOU JUST FLOAT 2 THE BOTTOM,,YOU SHOULD HAV A GO SAYS THE GUY. RIGHT SAYS MICK IM GOIN 2 DO IT AND JUMPS,, 5 MIN LATER AND MICKS DEAD WITH BITS OF HIM EVERYWHERE..
GUY WALKS OVER 2 THE BAR AND ORDERS A DRINK AND THE BARMAN SAYS....
YOUR AN AWFUL BOLLICK WHEN YOUR DRUNK SUPERMAN

[U.F.G Anfield '89]

... thank you rebel, rebel gooner everybody! give him a big hand, he'll be here all week!

now ladies and gentlemen i've got a joke for you, it's a long one but it's worth it

there was once an inflatable woman who lived in an inflatable flat overlooking an inflatable park in an inflatable city. the inflatable woman was bored so she went to an inflatable travel agents and booked an inflatable holiday. so she took her inflatable car and drove to an inflatable airport where she got on an inflatable plane and flew to an inflatable foreign country where she picked up her inflatable rental car at the inflatable airport and drove to her inflatable hotel. as she walked into the inflatable loby she saw an inflatable man sitting in an inflatable chair reading an inflatable newspaper, he looked over his inflatable newspaper and their inflatable eyes met accross the inflatable room and it was inflatable love at first sight and after lots of inflatable sex they went home and had a beautiful inflatable wedding. a couple of years later they had a little inflatable baby and moved into a big inflatable house so their inflatable child would have space to run around with his inflatable toys.

the inflatable child grew up and had a perfectly normal inflatable childhood he went to inflatable school and had lots of inflatable friends, then during those difficult inflatable adolescent years things went wrong. the inflatable child was troubled and one day everything came to a head at inflatable school one eventful day the inflatable child opened his inflatable desk and retrieved a pin, he took the pin to the front of his inflatable class room and put it right through his inflatable teacher's inflatable forehead, he then went on an inflatable spree and put the pin through every one of his inflatabl classmates walked out of his inflatable room down the inflatable corridor to the inflatable head master's office opened the inflatable door walks up to his headmasters desk and puts the pin through the headmaster he then walks out of the inflatable school down the inflatable street back to his inflatable house where he walked in and took the pin to his inflatable parents. then in the middle of his living room he put the pin to his own inflatable temple and everything went blank.

later the inflatable child woke up in inflatable hospital in an inflatable ward in his inflatable bed, and looked round at all his inflatable classmates and everyone else he had attacked with his pin, at this moment the full gravity of what he did hit him and distraught he gets out of his inflatable bed and goes to the only other inflatable patient who is concious, the inflatable headmaster, and the inflatable child said "sir i don't know what came over me, i am so ashamed, and i am truly sorry."

and the inflatable headmaster rage etched accross his inflatable face said "sorry, you're sorry, is that all you can say? Don't you realise what you've done?... You've let me down, you've let your teacher down, you've let your classmates down, you've let your parents down and you've let yourself down."

thank you ladies and gentlemen you've been a terrific audience, have a great night and remember to tip your waitresses

and now ladies and gentlemen i'm proud to present the amazing tallent that is our resident mime and observational comedian... mr I.H Hleb, take it away Hlebster

[Belfast Boy]

JESUS

[gunners-need-steel]

JESUS

Jeez, BB .. u were supposed to laugh ...

[REB]

JUST BIT OF FUN FOR YOUR LUNCHTIME

[Belfast Boy]

JESUS

Jeez, BB .. u were supposed to laugh ...

Ok sorreee

JESUS