Arshavin needs a song?

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Post by freddygooner »

hutchy08 wrote:
reelist wrote:i have to say, this one posted earlier is my personal fav (to the tune of the adams family:

We should have got him sooner,
He told us "I am Gooner",
He'll make your bottom smoother,
He's Andrey Arshavin
easily the best
aye...funny and true. love it.

not feelin the one about him hatin spurs....we all know he wanted to sign for them last summer.

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Post by U.F.G Anfield '89 »

to russian national anthem.

His name is Arshavin
and he hates the tottnum
he's Andrey Arshavin Arsenal's twenty-three (repeat once)

(chorus)
though he is only 4 foot tall
he still put 4 past liverpool
better than ronaldo plus he's not a twat
he may look like a 12 year old but he's got skills of pure gold
better than lampard, not nearly as fat

i reckon it could work quite well singing the chorus over and over again

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Post by Its Up 4 Grabs Now »

Good shout UFG! 8)

I came up with one to the Russian anthem too in the Arshavin Chants thread when we signed him... http://www.onlinegooner.com/phpbb2/view ... &start=150
To the tune of the Ruskie national anthem... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fRU_k4tjoU :

Oh Andrei Arshavin
The y*ds/scum thought they had him
But all that happened’s
They got that c*nt Bentley

And then Arsenal bagged him
Now we’ve got Arshavin
He’ll have the Chavs cacking
Themselves at Wembley


How f*cking wrong was I? :oops: :oops: :oops:

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Post by Boomer »

Didn't someone have a very simple song in a Russain style with slow building hand claps whilst signing. I think it was to tune of the Tetris song????



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Post by Basil is a Gooner »

Boomer wrote:Didn't someone have a very simple song in a Russain style with slow building hand claps whilst signing. I think it was to tune of the Tetris song????
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That load of old rubbish....... :roll:

its a joke boomer :wink:

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Boomer wrote:Didn't someone have a very simple song in a Russain style with slow building hand claps whilst signing. I think it was to tune of the Tetris song????



:wink:
Honestly Boomer given there’s not really any words etc I think you could probably get that going at a game if you just started it up - especially as you’ve said before you sit/stand in block 6 I think?

If you, 12th & the poster formerly known as Smoothy all sit close to each other (think you’ve said before that you do) & are all going on Sunday how about organising it so one of you starts it off, the other 2 join in & hopefully a few people around you will too! “From small acorns…â€

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Post by modest mervin »

boomer, it's a good idea but you might need to bring a loudhaler and help people along which aint gonna happen at the grove,.. and it seems like a difficult song to get started, catchy once it's going on but tricky to get going.. good luck though, as it's a goodie

here's my contribbution on this, it's a bit naff admittedly and apololgies if anyone else has posted smthing similar, i like the idea of just the player's name and nothing else to something memorable, good when you're pissed

To tune of Gillette shaving commercial

Andrey!!
Andrey, Andre- eyy Arshavin!!

Andrey!!
Andrey, Andre- eyy Arshavin!!

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Post by RNTGOONER »

has pavlychenko scored 4
has pavlychenko scored 4 goals before

HAS HE FUCK

Arshavin

is it supposed to ryme
:lol:

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Post by SWLGooner »

Just a suggestion of the earlier one posted:

Arshavin -vin -vin
He's our Russian goal machine
Arshavin -vin -vin
Much better than Robbie Keane
Twenty-three on his shirt
Leaves Ronaldo in the dirt

He's not big but he's hard
AND HE SHITS ON FRANK LAMPARD!

That way we can piss off the mancs, y*ds, and chavs all in one song. And tbh if I was a scouser (I'm not, thank you god) I'd be pissed off whenever I heard the word "Arshavin"! :wink: :lol:

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To the tune of Daydream Believer:

Cheer up tottenham scum
O what have you done
You-missed... Andrei Arshavin
and-the... Russian scores for fu-u-un
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Post by Its Up 4 Grabs Now »

To the tune of She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain...:

You can stick your Pavlyuchenko up your arse
Cos we’ve got the Tsar of Russia at The Arse
And his name is Arshavin - Andrey Arshavin
And the boy is absolutely f*cking class

You can stick your Abramovich up your arse
Cos we’ve got the Tsar of Russia at The Arse
And his name is Arshavin - Andrey Arshavin
And the boy is absolutely f*cking class


Not saying it should be the main Arshavin song or anything but nothing wrong with having a few songs for him - I mean, Adebayor's got two!!!:banghead:

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

Here's a fun one that has absolutely no chance of being taken up - and rightly so!! :oops: To the melody of (Karel's favourite popstar :lol: ) Barry Manilow's Copacobana:

His name is Andrey,
Andrey Ar-sha-vin,
He cost us much more than a farthing,
Yes it's Andrey,
Andrey Ar-sha, ha, ha, vin
As small as a mouse
Yet put four past the scouse
It's Super An-drey
Ar-sha-vin
Andrey Ar-sha-vin.


:oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:Here's a fun one that has absolutely no chance of being taken up - and rightly so!! :oops: To the melody of (Karel's favourite popstar :lol: ) Barry Manilow's Copacobana:

His name is Andrey,
Andrey Ar-sha-vin,
He cost us much more than a farthing,
Yes it's Andrey,
Andrey Ar-sha, ha, ha, vin
As small as a mouse
Yet put four past the scouse
It's Super An-drey
Ar-sha-vin
Andrey Ar-sha-vin.


:oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:

hahahhahahahahaa

that is so fucking shite i love it :lol:

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SWLGooner wrote:Just a suggestion of the earlier one posted:

Arshavin -vin -vin
He's our Russian goal machine
Arshavin -vin -vin
Much better than Robbie Keane
Twenty-three on his shirt
Leaves Ronaldo in the dirt

He's not big but he's hard
AND HE SHITS ON FRANK LAMPARD!

That way we can piss off the mancs, y*ds, and chavs all in one song. And tbh if I was a scouser (I'm not, thank you god) I'd be pissed off whenever I heard the word "Arshavin"! :wink: :lol:
:bowing21: :barscarf: :whitered: :redwhite: :crest:
I reckon thats the best one by far

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I Hate Hleb wrote:Here's a fun one that has absolutely no chance of being taken up - and rightly so!! :oops: To the melody of (Karel's favourite popstar :lol: ) Barry Manilow's Copacobana:

His name is Andrey,
Andrey Ar-sha-vin,
He cost us much more than a farthing,
Yes it's Andrey,
Andrey Ar-sha, ha, ha, vin
As small as a mouse
Yet put four past the scouse
It's Super An-drey
Ar-sha-vin
Andrey Ar-sha-vin.


:oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
:lol: (I'll be humming this all day today)

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