Reasons why I want Newcastle to go down

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Sat May 16, 2009 2:56 pm

1. Alan Shearer - having sat on the sidelines, taking cheap pot shots at experienced managers on MOTD whilst having Gary Lineker burrowing himself up his rectum....finally some justice. Not quite so easy is it now arsewipe ?

2. The "greatest fans in the country". We'll get to see if they live up to their billing as they did so well in the late 80s, regularly getting gates of under 20,000

3. Dennis Wise - although no longer employed, surely one of the most odious little fuckers ever to play or be involved in the game. A Joey Barton equivalent if ever there was one

4. Regularly putting away fans up on "the balcony" getting a shit view of the game

5. Us always seeming to get a ridiculously re-scheduled kick off time there courtesy of Sky or Setanta

6. Some tosser who tried to buy my ticket for the 1998 FA Cup Final outside Wembley Park, only to get abusive when I rejected his Â£100 offer. As if.....

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Sat May 16, 2009 2:59 pm

To be honest I would prefer Middlesbrough or Hull to go down!

I hate both their managers more than I hate Shearer!

projoe · Post by **projoe** » Sat May 16, 2009 3:03 pm

all arsenal fans should want hull to get relegated. i want west brom to stay up, and hull, new. and midd. to go down

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Sat May 16, 2009 3:04 pm

On the basis of manager-likeability....

Boro,
Barcodes,
and last, but very much, least, Hull.

I fucking hate Phibber Brown. *word censored* of the highest order.

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Sat May 16, 2009 3:04 pm

projoe wrote:all arsenal fans should want hull to get relegated. i want west brom to stay up, and hull, new. and midd. to go down

I agree - I don't mind if the Boro stay up though. Never done us much harm (other than Aliadiere getting his 2 goals of the season against us !)

Highbury1965 · Post by **Highbury1965** » Sat May 16, 2009 3:19 pm

Sunderland will go down, you heard it here first.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Sat May 16, 2009 3:25 pm

I hope the barcode twats go down!

Boro to stay up - just to make it hurt even more!

Hull to get relegated and phil - PrickTwat - brown to get arrested for impersonating the you've been tangoe'd bloke

Baggies to stay up - yeah I know - But it ain't over till lampards mother sings

Calo · Post by **Calo** » Sat May 16, 2009 3:26 pm

i want hull to go down

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Sat May 16, 2009 3:32 pm

Calo wrote:i want hull to go down

I want the chance to hurl abuse at the twat next season and now that they are truly over their freak start to the Premiership, they will suffer the worst "2nd season syndrome" ever. Next year's Derby if they stay up - then we can all laugh at Orange Phil

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Sat May 16, 2009 4:25 pm

Barcodes

donaldo · Post by **donaldo** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:16 pm

Hulls last game at home to Man Utd"s youth team 3 days before the CL final.Newcastle and Boro to go down.Fuck off Shearer,Barton and the Toon army

JMascis666 · Post by **JMascis666** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:36 pm

I'll have a good a laugh at either Newcastle or Hull if and when they go down.

Got nothing against Boro, even after their fans retro behavior at Old Trafford in 01/02.

basilbrush14 · Post by **basilbrush14** » Sat May 16, 2009 8:52 pm

I'd miss a cracking night out in Toon which would see me denied of shagging a filthy geordie bird.

BRAZILLIANT 19 · Post by **BRAZILLIANT 19** » Sun May 17, 2009 11:33 am

basilbrush14 wrote:I'd miss a cracking night out in Toon which would see me denied of shagging a filthy geordie bird.

Doesn't Cheryl still live in london then ?

BRAZILLIANT 19 · Post by **BRAZILLIANT 19** » Sun May 17, 2009 11:44 am

From a selfish point of view living up here in the wilds of Shropshire.i'd like West Brom to stay up. Meaning nice easy away games for me to get to at Villa,Blues,Wolves and WBA.