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I'm surprised that nobody has pointed out the very obvious reason why smoothie couldn't have been Jewish :wink:
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SPUDMASHER wrote:I'm surprised that nobody has pointed out the very obvious reason why smoothie couldn't have been Jewish :wink:
He was a complete cock :roll:
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Self-absorbed lad. Has he gone?
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Yeah he disappeared up his own arse :roll:
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MutleyGooner wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:I'm surprised that nobody has pointed out the very obvious reason why smoothie couldn't have been Jewish :wink:
He was a complete cock :roll:
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

Joke of the week!! 8) :lol: (By the way, if you're reading this it's nothing personal smoothy, but even you must admit that is funny) :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:I'm surprised that nobody has pointed out the very obvious reason why smoothie couldn't have been Jewish :wink:
He was a complete cock :roll:
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

Joke of the week!! 8) :lol: (By the way, if you're reading this it's nothing personal smoothy, but even you must admit that is funny) :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:
:lol: now I geddit....... doh :oops:
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MutleyGooner wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:I'm surprised that nobody has pointed out the very obvious reason why smoothie couldn't have been Jewish :wink:
He was a complete cock :roll:
:coffeespit:

Quality!!!!! 8) :lol:

(Sorry Smoothy :oops: :wink: )
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I heard he was busy dating so did not have the time to come here anymore.

All the ladies want a bit of Smoothy and there are only 24 hours in a day.

8)
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Do you think smoothie waxes his man bits? :roll:
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Percy Dalton wrote:I heard he was busy dating so did not have the time to come here anymore.

All the ladies want a bit of Smoothy and there are only 24 hours in a day.

8)
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Now i know thats a joke
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such a lost to our web site esp his footballing brain

i wish i coud write articles like him

knew almost everything about football esp tactics

i really miss him and hope he comes back
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Calo wrote:such a lost to our web site esp his footballing brain

i wish i coud write articles like him

knew almost everything about football esp tactics

i really miss him and hope he comes back
What an endorsement!
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Belfast Boy wrote:
Calo wrote:such a lost to our web site esp his footballing brain

i wish i coud write articles like him

knew almost everything about football esp tactics

i really miss him and hope he comes back
What an endorsement!
:lol:
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Firstly i'm not jewish or a cock! If you have a fucking problem say it to my face your a bunch of wankers on here with the exception of a few and they know who they are! You say there ain't a clique on here well this thread proves there is! I've never insulted anyone on here but i've had enough now. Internet bullying is the same as winning in the special olympics you may win but your still a retard
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TheOne2Smooth wrote:Firstly i'm not jewish or a cock! If you have a fucking problem say it to my face your a bunch of wankers on here with the exception of a few and they know who they are! You say there ain't a clique on here well this thread proves there is! I've never insulted anyone on here but i've had enough now. Internet bullying is the same as winning in the special olympics you may win but your still a retard
Very intelligent 8) Smoothie, think you might have backed the cock comment up now mate
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