As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
On a bored Monday morning, I thought this thread would liven up our day.
If you were a mod for the day, what would you do? (real mods dont need to answer this )
I would:
1. remove the "quote" button so that franksav can't use it any more.
2. promote all female members to be platinum members, with all their forum names being Princess Basil, Princess BT, Princess DS, Princess Dicko, Princess Pixie (you get the idea).
1. Ban any member who is abusive to another member (ye are all a shower of *word censored* anyway )
2. Would also ban mrgnu's photos especially those with him in bed or even semi naked (that includes short sleeves mate )
3. Would totally delete repeat threads instead of locking them down
4. Would expel any member who thinks that song and diaby are good enough to play for this club on a regular basis with immediate effect. This rule can be extend at any time to incorporate other players (yes almunia I am thinking of you )
Finally I would expel all female members from this forum cos we all know that football is a mans game so unless they are topless or semi naked females have no place on here
1. Ban any member who is abusive to another member (ye are all a shower of c**ts anyway )
2. Would also ban mrgnu's photos especially those with him in bed or even semi naked (that includes short sleeves mate )
3. Would totally delete repeat threads instead of locking them down
4. Would expel any member who thinks that song and diaby are good enough to play for this club on a regular basis with immediate effect. This rule can be extend at any time to incorporate other players (yes almunia I am thinking of you )
Finally I would expel all male members from this forum cos we all know that men talk shit so unless they are topless or semi naked males have no place on here
Last point is top notch Augie
I agree with Basils plus I would make it illegal for anyone to disagree with me. Punishment; locked in chains for a lifetime
I agree DS with augies last point in your post, although perhaps we should add in the fact they can only post if they are deemed by a panel of females to be fit and worthy of posting here?
Also - you may want to rethink the chains idea as they might actually like that........
Basil is a Gooner wrote:I agree DS with augies last point in your post, although perhaps we should add in the fact they can only post if they are deemed by a panel of females to be fit and worthy of posting here?
Also - you may want to rethink the chains idea as they might actually like that........
Yeah, the blokes need to pass a 'fitness' test. You can hold the tape measure Basil.
Re the chains.....I forgot to mention that said chains are in ****'s bedroom , that should make anyone think twice.
Basil is a Gooner wrote:On a bored Monday morning, I thought this thread would liven up our day.
If you were a mod for the day, what would you do? (real mods dont need to answer this )
I would:
1. remove the "quote" button so that franksav can't use it any more.
2. promote all female members to be platinum members, with all their forum names being Princess Basil, Princess BT, Princess DS, Princess Dicko, Princess Pixie (you get the idea).
Basil is a Gooner wrote:I agree DS with augies last point in your post, although perhaps we should add in the fact they can only post if they are deemed by a panel of females to be fit and worthy of posting here?
Also - you may want to rethink the chains idea as they might actually like that........
Yeah, the blokes need to pass a 'fitness' test. You can hold the tape measure Basil.
Re the chains.....I forgot to mention that said chains are in ****'s bedroom , that should make anyone think twice.
Basil is a Gooner wrote:I agree DS with augies last point in your post, although perhaps we should add in the fact they can only post if they are deemed by a panel of females to be fit and worthy of posting here?
Also - you may want to rethink the chains idea as they might actually like that........
Yeah, the blokes need to pass a 'fitness' test. You can hold the tape measure Basil.
Re the chains.....I forgot to mention that said chains are in ****'s bedroom , that should make anyone think twice.
Basil is a Gooner wrote:I agree DS with augies last point in your post, although perhaps we should add in the fact they can only post if they are deemed by a panel of females to be fit and worthy of posting here?
Also - you may want to rethink the chains idea as they might actually like that........
Yeah, the blokes need to pass a 'fitness' test. You can hold the tape measure Basil.
Re the chains.....I forgot to mention that said chains are in ****'s bedroom , that should make anyone think twice.
Got a feeling this forum would be very quiet!
Oh I'm sure you'd pass
Bit early to be on the piss when there aint a match?
Basil is a Gooner wrote:I agree DS with augies last point in your post, although perhaps we should add in the fact they can only post if they are deemed by a panel of females to be fit and worthy of posting here?
Also - you may want to rethink the chains idea as they might actually like that........
Yeah, the blokes need to pass a 'fitness' test. You can hold the tape measure Basil.
Re the chains.....I forgot to mention that said chains are in ****'s bedroom , that should make anyone think twice.
Got a feeling this forum would be very quiet!
Oh I'm sure you'd pass
Bit early to be on the piss when there aint a match?
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, that should make anyone think twice.
