101 Reasons Why We Hate Emmanuel Adebayor

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38) The entourage that goes about with him as he walks to the home games from his car...

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39)

As well as being a big dick, he's got a bigger penis (allegedly!!) than any of you (don't worry ladies, present company excepted, of course :wink: :lol: ). :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Just realised - Mrgnu must really, really hate him!! :lol: :lol: :wink:

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40) For being such a useless *word censored*, forcing us to waste our time thinking up 101 reasons to hate him.

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41. The fact that he speaks in 'jive'.

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42) Because Michael Jackson died on the 25th of the month. As did James Brown. As did Aaliyah. Coincidence? I think not. :shock:

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43) Because 2 + 5 = 7, and 7 is the number of deadly sins, three of which are greed, gluttony and sloth. Coincidence? I think not. :shock:

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44) Because I had the perfect nickname whilst playing football with my son, Daddybayor.

Now, after his actions, I'm referred to as C.U.N.T.

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45) I cant understand a word that comes out of his mouth.

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46. Because 5-2=3, and 3 rhymes with "gee", a very big part of "geebag". Coincidence? I think not.

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47. For kissing the badge at Blackburn - one of the rare games where he did OK last year

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48. Because using the countdown method he is in fact the Devil.

A.D.E.B.A.Y.O.R

1.4.5.2.1.25.15.18

Just numbers you say?

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now that is quality work there, Number 5/Carol!! 8) :lol:

49) Because he's a thick *word censored* who wanted to sleep with Beyonce. :evil: As if. :roll:

Everyone knows that only Jay Zee and I are allowed to sleep with her!!! 8) :lol::lol: :wink:

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Number 5 that's brilliant, I watched Countdown today you know.. :lol:

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it brings a tear to my eyes what i have created

keep going ade haters 8)

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