SOAP OPERA BABES........PICK A BEAUTY!

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WHAT SOAP BABE DOES IT FOR YOU?

PAT BUTCHER
2
25%
VERA DUCKWORTH
0
No votes
EMMERDALE LADY
2
25%
IAN BEALE
0
No votes
HAYLEY CROPPER
1
13%
DOT COTTON
0
No votes
PAULINE FOWLER (RIP)
0
No votes
PEGGY MITCHELL
3
38%
 
Total votes: 8

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Ted B
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greatgooner wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:
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Not quite a soap babe but she used to present Overhaulin a yank show about classic cars....and she can use a spanner and wrench...what more can a man want!!!! :wink: :lol:
Little bit on the anorexic side isnt she.

Sorry fella disagree...just think of her bent over your bonnett fiddling with your fuel injection pipes. :lol: :lol:
Whats she like making sandwiches i dont know if you are familiar with my problem with sandwiches because of butter thats supposed to be softer and easier to spread but isnt actually softer and easier to spread like it says on the packaging.I suppose im asking is she easier to spread :lol:

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mcdowell42 wrote:
greatgooner wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:
greatgooner wrote:Image


Not quite a soap babe but she used to present Overhaulin a yank show about classic cars....and she can use a spanner and wrench...what more can a man want!!!! :wink: :lol:
Little bit on the anorexic side isnt she.

Sorry fella disagree...just think of her bent over your bonnett fiddling with your fuel injection pipes. :lol: :lol:
Whats she like making sandwiches i dont know if you are familiar with my problem with sandwiches because of butter thats supposed to be softer and easier to spread but isnt actually softer and easier to spread like it says on the packaging.I suppose im asking is she easier to spread :lol:

Yes i did participate in that...by the way did you ever try my recipe for making normal butter more spreadable? :wink: :lol:


Not sure about the sandwiches but i know i would like to grease her up with some I Cant Believe Its Not Butter :wink: :oops: :lol:

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It has to be that one from Emmerdale, in fact I think I have had her sister :wink:

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Peggy so that during sex you could try to get the back door involved so that she might shout 'gerrout of my arse'

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dbrien wrote:Peggy so that during sex you could try to get the back door involved so that she might shout 'gerrout of my arse'
Would you do her with her wig on or off :roll: Personally I would want her with it off, perhaps cover her bald head in honey and chocolate sprinkles, I think it would suit her 8)

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MutleyGooner wrote:
dbrien wrote:Peggy so that during sex you could try to get the back door involved so that she might shout 'gerrout of my arse'
Would you do her with her wig on or off :roll: Personally I would want her with it off, perhaps cover her bald head in honey and chocolate sprinkles, I think it would suit her 8)
I'd like the wig off so i could write a 'things to do' list on her head. put bins out, water flower, stimulate the cliteros, that sort of thing. in the areas i didnt write on then yes, a confectionary of some sort for energy as i think it woudl be a long session,not because you would want it be long but because I think that at her age you would struggle to get the jesters shoes

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dbrien wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote:
dbrien wrote:Peggy so that during sex you could try to get the back door involved so that she might shout 'gerrout of my arse'
Would you do her with her wig on or off :roll: Personally I would want her with it off, perhaps cover her bald head in honey and chocolate sprinkles, I think it would suit her 8)
I'd like the wig off so i could write a 'things to do' list on her head. put bins out, water flower, stimulate the cliteros, that sort of thing. in the areas i didnt write on then yes, a confectionary of some sort for energy as i think it woudl be a long session,not because you would want it be long but because I think that at her age you would struggle to get the jesters shoes
A crowbar and a can of WD40 might make access a little easier 8)

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Post by olgitgooner »

I voted for Pat Butcher.

Ugly cow.

But at least she's a lesbo.

Barbara Windsor is not at all fanciable.

She had saggy tits when she was in the Carry On films.

And that was about fifty years ago.

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Percy you sick Fecker ! aaarrrggghhh I'm gonna have nightmares now!! :shock: :shock: :shock:


There again maybe not - not while Helen Flanagan (from Corrie) still has a pulse

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Oh!!! YUMMY!

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