Economics explained...

thewilsonboy · Post by **thewilsonboy** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:49 am

Arsenal Corporation

You have two cows
Eboue and Silvestre

*gets coat*

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:51 am

Percy Dalton wrote:
RaM wrote:Or how about:

The Wenger Corporation:

Buy 2 cows.
After first cow breaks loose and travels to Italy for ice-cream, sell it to a Spanish farmer.
Buy a baby cow.
Sell older cow to Arab City for inflated price.
Buy the rights to an unborn cow with great milk producing potential.
Proclaim the potential of your two cows while other farms produce milk and sell it.
State that, in this cold weather, other farms will be worse off as their milk will freeze and their cows get sick.
Proclaim the potential and spirit of the young cows.
Repeat.

A funny Australian..........whatever next?

Flying....cows?

MutleyGooner · Post by **MutleyGooner** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:02 pm

Percy Dalton wrote:
RaM wrote:Or how about:

The Wenger Corporation:

Buy 2 cows.
After first cow breaks loose and travels to Italy for ice-cream, sell it to a Spanish farmer.
Buy a baby cow.
Sell older cow to Arab City for inflated price.
Buy the rights to an unborn cow with great milk producing potential.
Proclaim the potential of your two cows while other farms produce milk and sell it.
State that, in this cold weather, other farms will be worse off as their milk will freeze and their cows get sick.
Proclaim the potential and spirit of the young cows.
Repeat.

A funny Australian..........whatever next?

One that doesn't have a chip on his shoulder!!!!!

Silly me, I'm getting carried away

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:11 pm

MutleyGooner wrote:
Percy Dalton wrote:
RaM wrote:Or how about:

The Wenger Corporation:

Buy 2 cows.
After first cow breaks loose and travels to Italy for ice-cream, sell it to a Spanish farmer.
Buy a baby cow.
Sell older cow to Arab City for inflated price.
Buy the rights to an unborn cow with great milk producing potential.
Proclaim the potential of your two cows while other farms produce milk and sell it.
State that, in this cold weather, other farms will be worse off as their milk will freeze and their cows get sick.
Proclaim the potential and spirit of the young cows.
Repeat.

A funny Australian..........whatever next?

One that doesn't have a chip on his shoulder!!!!!

A Brit saying an Aussie has a chip on his shoulder???!!!

Pot. Kettle. Black.

MutleyGooner · Post by **MutleyGooner** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:14 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote:
Percy Dalton wrote:
RaM wrote:Or how about:

The Wenger Corporation:

Buy 2 cows.
After first cow breaks loose and travels to Italy for ice-cream, sell it to a Spanish farmer.
Buy a baby cow.
Sell older cow to Arab City for inflated price.
Buy the rights to an unborn cow with great milk producing potential.
Proclaim the potential of your two cows while other farms produce milk and sell it.
State that, in this cold weather, other farms will be worse off as their milk will freeze and their cows get sick.
Proclaim the potential and spirit of the young cows.
Repeat.

A funny Australian..........whatever next?

One that doesn't have a chip on his shoulder!!!!!

A Brit saying an Aussie has a chip on his shoulder???!!!

Pot. Kettle. Black.

Sorry, I should leave the potato jokes to you Paddies

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:18 pm

MutleyGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote:
Percy Dalton wrote:
RaM wrote:Or how about:

The Wenger Corporation:

Buy 2 cows.
After first cow breaks loose and travels to Italy for ice-cream, sell it to a Spanish farmer.
Buy a baby cow.
Sell older cow to Arab City for inflated price.
Buy the rights to an unborn cow with great milk producing potential.
Proclaim the potential of your two cows while other farms produce milk and sell it.
State that, in this cold weather, other farms will be worse off as their milk will freeze and their cows get sick.
Proclaim the potential and spirit of the young cows.
Repeat.

A funny Australian..........whatever next?

One that doesn't have a chip on his shoulder!!!!!

A Brit saying an Aussie has a chip on his shoulder???!!!

Pot. Kettle. Black.
Sorry, I should leave the potato jokes to you Paddies

Well, once it's just potato jokes... not simply storing away the potatoes so millions of innocent poor people starve to death...

that'd be ok...

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:30 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote:
Percy Dalton wrote:
RaM wrote:Or how about:

The Wenger Corporation:

Buy 2 cows.
After first cow breaks loose and travels to Italy for ice-cream, sell it to a Spanish farmer.
Buy a baby cow.
Sell older cow to Arab City for inflated price.
Buy the rights to an unborn cow with great milk producing potential.
Proclaim the potential of your two cows while other farms produce milk and sell it.
State that, in this cold weather, other farms will be worse off as their milk will freeze and their cows get sick.
Proclaim the potential and spirit of the young cows.
Repeat.

A funny Australian..........whatever next?

One that doesn't have a chip on his shoulder!!!!!

A Brit saying an Aussie has a chip on his shoulder???!!!

Pot. Kettle. Black.

Do you think is because they're inferior to a nation they established to house the dregs of their population?

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:51 pm

RaM wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote:
Percy Dalton wrote:
RaM wrote:Or how about:

The Wenger Corporation:

Buy 2 cows.
After first cow breaks loose and travels to Italy for ice-cream, sell it to a Spanish farmer.
Buy a baby cow.
Sell older cow to Arab City for inflated price.
Buy the rights to an unborn cow with great milk producing potential.
Proclaim the potential of your two cows while other farms produce milk and sell it.
State that, in this cold weather, other farms will be worse off as their milk will freeze and their cows get sick.
Proclaim the potential and spirit of the young cows.
Repeat.

A funny Australian..........whatever next?

One that doesn't have a chip on his shoulder!!!!!

A Brit saying an Aussie has a chip on his shoulder???!!!

Pot. Kettle. Black.

Do you think is because they're inferior to a nation they established to house the dregs of their population?

And the dregs of Irish society too!! Don't leave us out!!

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:00 pm

The 'dregs' of Irish society were actually a class above the Brits so I didn't include them.

Afterall, it may have been the English who founded Australia, but the Irish built it!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:22 pm

RaM wrote:The 'dregs' of Irish society were actually a class above the Brits so I didn't include them.

Afterall, it may have been the English who founded Australia, but the Irish built it!

Built Engerland too.

And America.

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:26 pm

Where would the world be without us

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:44 pm

RaM wrote:Where would the world be without us

It'd be Uganda.

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:47 pm

Oh wow....a bit like Togo then?

So we'd have...lots of Adebayors?

GROVEL WORLD, GROVEL!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:49 pm

RaM wrote:Oh wow....a bit like Togo then?

So we'd have...lots of Adebayors?

GROVEL WORLD, GROVEL!

Vince · Post by **Vince** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:55 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

true

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