ARSENAL CORPORATION
Arsene Wenger owns a herd of 'Kobe' Cows, renowned for their 'unbeatable' quality.
Wenger slowly sells off the Kobe beef, replacing them with calves, claiming they have greater potential and immense mental strength?
Wenger sells off the remaining Kobe cows and buys an old french bull who Man Utd were sending to slaughter and several African Wildebeest as they have many uses and are cheap......
The African Wildebeest bewilder the Arsenal customers as they produce boo's and not moo's and the only thing getting milked are the Arsenal Customers.....
The Arsenal Corporation doubles in share price despite joing the 'Europa' market
Arsenal customers announce they have a major beef with Wenger
Wenger burgers off to manage the French national corporation
Arsenal move into the Russian Oil market and start to rebuild...........
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