WHATS IN THE DORIS,S SHED

Post by **REB** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:43 am

she got out ,, gus forgot the chain again,,, i reckon the shed is a palace,, servants chef etc

Mrs Gus (Doris) · Post by **Mrs Gus (Doris)** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:55 am

Think this thread should be changed to ' What SHOULD be in Doris' shed?'so as to give Gus a few handy pointers!

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:03 am

Seeing as you keep getting out, maybe gus should start with the obvious: A LOCK!

Post by **REB** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:04 am

RaM wrote:Seeing as you keep getting out, maybe gus should start with the obvious: A LOCK!

HAGBARDS IN SECURITY,, MAYBE HE CAN COME OVER AND GUARD THE PALACE FOR GUS

Mrs Gus (Doris) · Post by **Mrs Gus (Doris)** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:07 am

you're so kind RAM !!!!!!!!

Hagbard 23 · Post by **Hagbard 23** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:10 am

Due to the fact that I'm unemployed in two days time, can I offer myself, RE the position of Doris's security ?

I'm sure she would pose no threat to my authority, and I am sure I would have no problem 'restraining' her, should the need arise.

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:11 am

you're so kind RAM !!!!!!!!

Always do my best to help Gus

Mrs Gus (Doris) · Post by **Mrs Gus (Doris)** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:14 am

How exciting!!!....my own bodyguard!!!!!!!!

Read and weep Cheryl Cole!!!

daz10_uk · Post by **daz10_uk** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:17 am

Not sure its quite a bodyguard in the good sense

Mrs Gus (Doris) · Post by **Mrs Gus (Doris)** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:20 am

Hhmmm...you may be right daz....!!

only body guard in naughty sense of word is Gus..he's my hero and like i've told you before ,my stud muffin !! sorry hagbard

Hagbard 23 · Post by **Hagbard 23** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:28 am

"SIGH".....
Can't blame me for trying.....

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:39 am

*Pats Hagbard on the shoulder*

Don't worry Hagbard, I'm sure you can be someone elses personal bodyguard....

Post by **REB** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:44 am

RaM wrote:*Pats Hagbard on the shoulder*

Don't worry Hagbard, I'm sure you can be someone elses personal bodyguard....

bet your aussie rugger boys will need body guards when they go home ram

shame on ye losing like that to england

i hav 20 quid on south africa at 8-1 so looking good for the rebel

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:54 am

Yeah, but the press here didn't give the wallabies a chance all year due to the Aussie super 14 teams all being so shit this year.

The final ended up being between two South African teams, so they've been the strongest all year really. So yes, looking good for you rebel.

Its the Kiwis that'll need protection....you should see some of the things going on there since they went out.

- Death threats towards the ref. ( They said they'd lynch him and pommel him with a number of 'backward' passes...)

- A politition regretting the loss saying the win would have helped the economy, and decreased the violent alcoholism and wife beating in the country...

- A woman's group feeling threatened by drunken men who gambled all their income on the All Blacks....

- Fans burning jerseys etc..

- Oh, and they had a real big countdown clock over there counting down to the World Cup final.

Mrs Gus (Doris) · Post by **Mrs Gus (Doris)** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:50 pm

stillhad no sensible ideas for my shed!?!?!?!?!