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LeftfootlegendGooner · Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:36 pm

David bentley charged with drink driving after hitting lamp post

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:42 pm

keane was giving him a blowjob, that's why he lost control of the car...

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:44 pm

Excellent, what a prized rat faced tosser...

TeeCee · Post by **TeeCee** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:48 pm

I'm just surprised he managed to hit anything!

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:49 pm

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:David bentley charged with drink driving after hitting lamp post

Do we know why Rat Boy drove into Senderos?

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:54 pm

Percy Dalton wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:David bentley charged with drink driving after hitting lamp post
Do we know why Rat Boy drove into Senderos?

hanny73 · Post by **hanny73** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:05 pm

Tottenham midfielder David Bentley has been charged with drink driving.

The Sun revealed that the midfielder smashed his Porsche into a lamppost at 3am and was found standing near the wreckage of his black 911 on a dark country lane in Northaw, Herts, before being taken into custody.

The former England winger released a statement on Spurs' website. It read: ''I should like to apologise to my Club and the supporters for my actions which led to my car accident last night and my subsequent charge.

''It was wholly unacceptable and I fully appreciate that as a professional footballer I have a duty to behave in a reputable and responsible manner. I am thankful that nobody was injured in the accident. This has been a wake-up call for me both personally and professionally.''

Wanker

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:17 pm

Just knew this thread was about the ratfaced fucknugget!

augie · Post by **augie** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:20 pm

Where is your smiling face now you fcuking *word censored*

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:22 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:Just knew this thread was about the ratfaced fucknugget!

Whereas I thought it was the title of a passionate poem written by leftfootlegendgooner to fellow forum member The Joy Of Cesc in which he declares his undying love!!

LeftfootlegendGooner · Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:45 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Just knew this thread was about the ratfaced fucknugget!
Whereas I thought it was the title of a passionate poem written by leftfootlegendgooner to fellow forum member The Joy Of Cesc in which he declares his undying love!!

No, my undying love is reserved for me

hanny73 · Post by **hanny73** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:54 pm

Why isn't this being reported anywhere else??

Post by **g88ner** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:58 pm

hanny73 wrote:Why isn't this being reported anywhere else??

I don't know

I mean, I know drink driving isn't quite as bad as being accused of spitting, or wearing a hoodie on the pitch, but even so?!

Post by **Chippy** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:08 pm

I just edited the title otherwise we'll have loads of new threads cos people will say I didn't see a Bentley thread.

And yes I do love anal (especially with men!)

so which clever *word censored* is going to edit that?

He should get jail for that. Him and Joey Barton can share a cell.

LeftfootlegendGooner · Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:18 pm

hanny73 wrote:Why isn't this being reported anywhere else??

It has been on ssn all afternoon

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