oh joy oh joy (Bentley nicked)

hanny73 · Post by **hanny73** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:50 pm

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
hanny73 wrote:Why isn't this being reported anywhere else??
It has been on ssn all afternoon

Ahh, some of us have been working.

Goose · Post by **Goose** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:07 pm

wonder if he'll get sent down just prior to Xmas??????

About the only similarity this pleb will have with big Tone.......

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:35 pm

hanny73 wrote: the midfielder smashed his Porsche into a lamppost at 3am it is believed he was looking in the mirror squeezing one of his many many Zits at the time

The Tosser was heard to mutter ''I'd like to HIC!..slurrr! oh feck who did that to my car!??? anyway I'd like to hic!..to apologise to my Club Blackburn Rovers and its supporters for being an Utter Utter Tosser and an even worse driver..yes occifer I know I'm a CRUNT!...Hic!..

It is totally wrong of me to flaunt my wealth - wealth obtained by fraudulant means - of pretending to be a professional footballer - but being the rat faced crunt I am I have a duty to behave like a Fecking Tosser at every opprtunity...so there!..Eat Shit! you blackburn cheapskates!!!...Hic! this has been a wake-up call for me and I fully intend to move onto yet another club..and get the signing on fee- which will pay for a new motor....btw occifer have you seen the other car i was racing - Jermaine Pennant was driving...he said it's the first one to hit a lampost and drag it up the road....not that I'd ever grass any of my mates up...'

Pity he wasn't hurt bad enough to take him out of the up n coming season TWAT!

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:36 pm

Don't worry OneBard, hopefully he'll get hurt in the showers when he's, hopefully, sent down....

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:41 pm

franksav63 wrote:Don't worry OneBard, hopefully he'll get hurt in the showers when he's, hopefully, sent down....

:sodomite: :sodomite: :sodomite:

Nice One Frank !

thg · Post by **thg** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:09 pm

such a shame!

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:11 pm

Chippy wrote:I just edited the title otherwise we'll have loads of new threads cos people will say I didn't see a Bentley thread.

And yes I do love anal (especially with men!)

so which clever *word censored* is going to edit that?

He should get jail for that. Him and Joey Barton can share a cell.

Nice edit DB10, again let's hope Bentley's saying exactly that when he's 'banged up'

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:17 pm

hanny73 wrote:Tottenham midfielder David Bentley has been charged with drink driving.

The Sun revealed that the midfielder smashed his Porsche into a lamppost at 3am and was found standing near the wreckage of his black 911 on a dark country lane in Northaw, Herts, before being taken into custody.

The former England winger released a statement on Spurs' website. It read: ''I should like to apologise to my Club and the supporters for my actions which led to my car accident last night and my subsequent charge.

''It was wholly unacceptable and I fully appreciate that as a professional footballer I have a duty to behave in a reputable and responsible manner. I am thankful that nobody was injured in the accident. This has been a wake-up call for me both personally and professionally.''

Wanker

Two points I'd like to make Mr Bentley

1. If you had injured yourself would anyone outside of the Spuds Reserve squad have noticed

2. Pity you didn't have a wake up call when you left Blackburn. I certainly haven't noticed you awake for over a year.

The new Jermaine Pennant - over-rated, jumped up little prick. A career of meandering down through lower division clubs beckons. Another one hit by the curse and long may it continue

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:42 pm

The rat faced little *word censored* like the way they call him former England winger

Post by **REB** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:53 pm

hope the *word censored* gets jail

Gary06P · Post by **Gary06P** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:28 pm

REBEL GOONER wrote:hope the c**t gets jail

He'll probably get away with it... He will say he was depressed after being dropped from the reserves

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:50 pm

franksav63 wrote:
Chippy wrote:I just edited the title otherwise we'll have loads of new threads cos people will say I didn't see a Bentley thread.

And yes I do love anal (especially with men!)

so which clever *word censored* is going to edit that?

He should get jail for that. Him and Joey Barton can share a cell.

Nice edit IHH, again let's hope Bentley's saying exactly that when he's 'banged up'

Oi IHH, where's your post editing Chippy's post gone to? (or do we just share the secret)

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:08 pm

IHH, your funny....

But get consistencies with the names....

Herd · Post by **Herd** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:51 pm

Touch of the Jermaine Pennants about this boy !

oh joy oh joy (Bentley nicked)

It's like deja vu ......all over again