MOURINHO MOANS ABOUT CHAV FANS

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MOURINHO MOANS ABOUT CHAV FANS

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NOT SURE HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE SEEN THIS (A FRIEND E-MAILED ME IT THIS AFTERNOON) BUT HERE'S MOURINHO'S TAKE ON THE TYPICAL CHAV FAN:

Jose Mourinho has accused Chelski supporters of being too 'soft' to realise the club's ambition of being a 'great club'.

In a remarkable stereotyping of the Stamford Bridge faithful, Mourinho depicted Chelski supporters as 'foreign' and 'cosmopolitan'. According to Mourinho, ousted as the club's managers just two days after 24,973 spectators attended September's Champions League tie against Rosenborg, their background means they are not inclined to sing or shout at matches.

"Most of the black community are fans of Arsenal, the Jewish community support Tottenham, in the most disadvantaged area of London they're fans of West Ham, and Fulham are a small club but with a strong nucleus of fans," The Sun quotes Mourinho writing in a new book.

"And then comes Chelsea, a cosmopolitan club, with fans famous around the world, like Bryan Adams, Claudia Schiffer and Chelsea, the daughter of former president Clinton.

"And there's a common denominator among them all - they're foreigners, which fits in with the general profile of the fan of the club. Whoever is a foreigner and leads a life above the means of the average citizen is a fan of Chelsea because Chelsea have the most expensive tickets, the most expensive meals, their social life around the game is more important than that of other clubs.

"It's the soft sort of fan who doesn't get behind the team a lot, who don't organise themselves into fan groups, with the cheering on that is characteristic of the image of English football.

"They create a different atmosphere because a lot of our fans also go to the opera, the theatre, other types of shows that don't lend themselves to lots of shouting. That's the Chelsea fan.

"That's why Chelsea have some difficulty in asserting themselves as a great club of English football."

FROM 'THE SUN'.

NOT SURE ABOUT HIS GENERALISATION OF OTHER CLUBS' SUPPORTERS, BUT I THINK AS FAR AS THE CHAV'S FANS GO (ESPECIALLY THE NEW ONES THAT CAME ALONG DURING THE 'GLORY YEARS'), HE IS MORE OR LESS SPOT ON!! 8) :lol: :wink:

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He forgot to mention that they're wankers.

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Post by T.S »

Ah, The Sun. You can always trust it to mis-quote in big reports. This is what he actually said;

"The problem with Chelsea fans is that they're all c****. As are Sp*rs fans. As are West Ham fans. Fuck it; as are Fulham fans. Orient are alright, though. I've developed a bit of a soft spot for the Arsenal fans after looking at the Gooner forum."

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Post by corkbarry »

tonysaunders wrote:Ah, The Sun. You can always trust it to mis-quote in big reports. This is what he actually said;

"The problem with Chelsea fans is that they're all c****. As are Sp*rs fans. As are West Ham fans. Fuck it; as are Fulham fans. Orient are alright, though. I've developed a bit of a soft spot for the Arsenal fans after looking at the Gooner forum."
Better than the comedy channel :lol: :lol: :lol:

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CHAVS WONT LIKE THAT :lol: :lol: :wink:
HE WAS PROB MISQUOTED :twisted:

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Post by TheOne2Smooth »

rebel gooner wrote:CHAVS WONT LIKE THAT :lol: :lol: :wink:
HE WAS PROB MISQUOTED :twisted:
They wont read it as its a ENGLISH paper

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Post by Wayno »

Slagging off the fans that adored him.......Very Special :lol:

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Post by Galasso »

Just imgaine the Chelsesa headhunters at La Traviata

"Get yer tits out for the lads...get yer tits out for the lads"

Cheers IHH - It's all comedy gold :D

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