The most pathetic Arsenal gear I have EVER seen!

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Tallest gooner
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Post by Tallest gooner »

ds wrote:
Tallest gooner wrote:
ds wrote:Can't wait for someone to stay the night at my gaff. ..................

Good morning, would you like some tea and toast for breakfast?

Well actually I'm not very hungry

Listen, you stayed here last night so you have to eat breakfast the Arsenal way.
Is that an offer?? :lol: :lol:
Why? Are you Danny Dyer? Vinnie Jones? Brad Pitt?
I can be whoever you want me to be! :D :D

sorry d.s i no i sound abit pervy but im only messing

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Tallest gooner wrote:
ds wrote:
Tallest gooner wrote:
ds wrote:Can't wait for someone to stay the night at my gaff. ..................

Good morning, would you like some tea and toast for breakfast?

Well actually I'm not very hungry

Listen, you stayed here last night so you have to eat breakfast the Arsenal way.
Is that an offer?? :lol: :lol:
Why? Are you Danny Dyer? Vinnie Jones? Brad Pitt?
I can be whoever you want me to be! :D :D

[sorry d.s i no i sound abit pervy but im only messing size]


Fuck, I thought I'd pulled

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ds wrote:
Tallest gooner wrote:
ds wrote:
Tallest gooner wrote:
ds wrote:Can't wait for someone to stay the night at my gaff. ..................

Good morning, would you like some tea and toast for breakfast?

Well actually I'm not very hungry

Listen, you stayed here last night so you have to eat breakfast the Arsenal way.
Is that an offer?? :lol: :lol:
Why? Are you Danny Dyer? Vinnie Jones? Brad Pitt?
I can be whoever you want me to be! :D :D

[sorry d.s i no i sound abit pervy but im only messing size]


Fuck, I thought I'd pulled



Now you know i feel blown out again :wink: :lol:

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Post by littlefire »

Mmmmm Toast. And tea! What can't they do? 8)

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Post by OneBardGooner »

ds wrote:Can't wait for someone to stay the night at my gaff. ..................

Good morning, would you like some tea and toast for breakfast?

Well actually I'm not very hungry

Listen, you stayed here last night so you have to eat breakfast the Arsenal way.
Naaaah the idea is to set up a Tea & Toast Stall outside right parp lame and sell Arsenal Tea & Toast!...to the scumsp*ds


:barscarf: :D :D :D :whee: :D :D :D :barscarf:

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Next time you are in the Amoury would someone mind picking up for me an AFC egg poacher and and an Invincibles frying pan please?

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I bet Swale has one at home! :lol: :wink:

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Post by ds »

OneBardGooner wrote:
ds wrote:Can't wait for someone to stay the night at my gaff. ..................

Good morning, would you like some tea and toast for breakfast?

Well actually I'm not very hungry

Listen, you stayed here last night so you have to eat breakfast the Arsenal way.
Naaaah the idea is to set up a Tea & Toast Stall outside right parp lame and sell Arsenal Tea & Toast!...to the scumsp*ds


:barscarf: :D :D :D :whee: :D :D :D :barscarf:
Even I'm not that fucking mental :lol:

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Tallest gooner wrote:
ds wrote:
Tallest gooner wrote:
ds wrote:Can't wait for someone to stay the night at my gaff. ..................

Good morning, would you like some tea and toast for breakfast?

Well actually I'm not very hungry

Listen, you stayed here last night so you have to eat breakfast the Arsenal way.
Is that an offer?? :lol: :lol:
Why? Are you Danny Dyer? Vinnie Jones? Brad Pitt?
I can be whoever you want me to be! :D :D

sorry d.s i no i sound abit pervy but im only messing
Ive ACTUALLY been mistaken for Pitt once or twice ds :)

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Post by The Joy of Cesc »

I wanted to get one of those toasters but my son refused on the grounds that "what are you supposed to do with it while we're watching the match" and "we've got to carry it on a crowded tube train back home again"

Must get some of those teabags for when my chelski supporting mate comes round.

and then of course there's the Arsenal gnome. I had a feel of one in the Armoury the other week, he's resin, not plaster so I don't think they'd take it off you before you went into the Grove, in case you wanted to use it as a missile. He's quite a large gnome too!

It looks just like a guy I work with - he's a Villa fan - my Gooner colleague photoshopped the gnome and put Villa fans head on it, then sent it round the company via email.

http://onlinestore.arsenal.com/invt/a1378&bklist=

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The Joy of Cesc wrote:I wanted to get one of those toasters but my son refused on the grounds that "what are you supposed to do with it while we're watching the match" and "we've got to carry it on a crowded tube train back home again"

Must get some of those teabags for when my chelski supporting mate comes round.

and then of course there's the Arsenal gnome. I had a feel of one in the Armoury the other week, he's resin, not plaster so I don't think they'd take it off you before you went into the Grove, in case you wanted to use it as a missile. He's quite a large gnome too!

It looks just like a guy I work with - he's a Villa fan - my Gooner colleague photoshopped the gnome and put Villa fans head on it, then sent it round the company via email.

http://onlinestore.arsenal.com/invt/a1378&bklist=
Ooh er missus... :shock: :? :wink: :lol:

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franksav63 wrote:
The Joy of Cesc wrote:I wanted to get one of those toasters but my son refused on the grounds that "what are you supposed to do with it while we're watching the match" and "we've got to carry it on a crowded tube train back home again"

Must get some of those teabags for when my chelski supporting mate comes round.

and then of course there's the Arsenal gnome. I had a feel of one in the Armoury the other week, he's resin, not plaster so I don't think they'd take it off you before you went into the Grove, in case you wanted to use it as a missile. He's quite a large gnome too!

It looks just like a guy I work with - he's a Villa fan - my Gooner colleague photoshopped the gnome and put Villa fans head on it, then sent it round the company via email.

http://onlinestore.arsenal.com/invt/a1378&bklist=
Ooh er missus... :shock: :? :wink: :lol:
Shit - maybe it was **** I was feeling!

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Post by franksav63 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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mrgnu1958 wrote:
Tallest gooner wrote:
ds wrote:
Tallest gooner wrote:
ds wrote:Can't wait for someone to stay the night at my gaff. ..................

Good morning, would you like some tea and toast for breakfast?

Well actually I'm not very hungry

Listen, you stayed here last night so you have to eat breakfast the Arsenal way.
Is that an offer?? :lol: :lol:
Why? Are you Danny Dyer? Vinnie Jones? Brad Pitt?
I can be whoever you want me to be! :D :D

sorry d.s i no i sound abit pervy but im only messing
Ive ACTUALLY been mistaken for Pitt once or twice ds :)
Yeah right, of course you have **** :one2smooth:

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Post by greengooner »

i would buy the teabags if they are realistically priced, but i would not like to "kill" the teabags that i already have, i think my caddy is strong enough to deal with the season ahead and do not envisage me buying any teabags in January either

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