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I'm out of the top ten for the first time in months . You guys went posting mental during my "break" huh? I was neck and neck with the one true Lord of the moderators, Tony Saunders, for so long and now he is in the 900's!!
I'm afraid I'm gonna turn into a total dick here and slap up a couple of pointless posts to get back in the top ten.
Er... no, that's not fair at all.
So I'll really piss you all off by making this a...
wait for it....
wait for it...
a poll!!!
Gee, I wonder what the most popular choice will be?
I've just heard Michael O'Leary, the Ryanair Boss, on TV addressing DB10's complaints about his latest experience. Here it is:
" I don't give a flying f**k what happened to that b******s. You think I f**king well consider the f**king passengers at all. F**k off! DB10 and all those other f**kers can stick their f**king complaints up their f**king asses. By the way, there's a f**king 20 euro charge per f**king complaint.
OKAY, VERY FUNNY!! WHICH ONE OF YOU IS PRETENDING TO BE DB10GOONER NOW, EH? EH?
LET ME INFORM YOU THAT YOU WON'T SUCCEED BECAUSE THE DB10 WE KNEW AND LOVED USE TO WRITE WONDERFULLY PROSAIC, IMAGINATIVE AND WITTY POSTS - NOT CRAP LIKE THIS!!
WHOEVER YOU ARE ( AND MY MONEY IS ON STEARMASTER CAUSE HE WILL GO TO ANY LENGTH TO GET A POLL ON HERE! ) STOP IT NOW!! IT'S NOT BIG, IT'S NOT CLEVER, AND IT CERTAINLY ISN'T A GOOD IMPRESSION OF OUR MISSING IRISH HERO DB10GOONER!!
Galasso wrote:I've just heard Michael O'Leary, the Ryanair Boss, on TV addressing DB10's complaints about his latest experience. Here it is:
" I don't give a flying f**k what happened to that b******s. You think I f**king well consider the f**king passengers at all. F**k off! DB10 and all those other f**kers can stick their f**king complaints up their f**king asses. By the way, there's a f**king 20 euro charge per f**king complaint.
I hope you enjoy your next flight - you f**ker."
The Crunt O'Leary must have got some PR people in to polish (oo-er, missus!) his public relations efforts!! He's never been that polite before, the chip on the shoulder carrying bollix...
I Hate Hleb wrote:OKAY, VERY FUNNY!! WHICH ONE OF YOU IS PRETENDING TO BE DB10GOONER NOW, EH? EH?
LET ME INFORM YOU THAT YOU WON'T SUCCEED BECAUSE THE DB10 WE KNEW AND LOVED USE TO WRITE WONDERFULLY PROSAIC, IMAGINATIVE AND WITTY POSTS - NOT CRAP LIKE THIS!!
WHOEVER YOU ARE ( AND MY MONEY IS ON STEARMASTER CAUSE HE WILL GO TO ANY LENGTH TO GET A POLL ON HERE! ) STOP IT NOW!! IT'S NOT BIG, IT'S NOT CLEVER, AND IT CERTAINLY ISN'T A GOOD IMPRESSION OF OUR MISSING IRISH HERO DB10GOONER!!
certainly aint me, im just shocked that DB10 or some impersonater has stolen my thunder and done such a pointless poll
I Hate Hleb wrote:OKAY, VERY FUNNY!! WHICH ONE OF YOU IS PRETENDING TO BE DB10GOONER NOW, EH? EH?
LET ME INFORM YOU THAT YOU WON'T SUCCEED BECAUSE THE DB10 WE KNEW AND LOVED USE TO WRITE WONDERFULLY PROSAIC, IMAGINATIVE AND WITTY POSTS - NOT CRAP LIKE THIS!!
WHOEVER YOU ARE ( AND MY MONEY IS ON STEARMASTER CAUSE HE WILL GO TO ANY LENGTH TO GET A POLL ON HERE! ) STOP IT NOW!! IT'S NOT BIG, IT'S NOT CLEVER, AND IT CERTAINLY ISN'T A GOOD IMPRESSION OF OUR MISSING IRISH HERO DB10GOONER!!
certainly aint me, im just shocked that DB10 or some impersonater has stolen my thunder and done such a pointless poll
Apologies, Stearmaster. You are still the Pollmaster. I will desist with the polls now...
Er.... I mean, I'll get the b*stard that's been pretending to be me and putting up pointless polls in my name. The b*stardly b*stard...
DB10GOONER wrote:The Crunt O'Leary must have got some PR people in to polish (oo-er, missus!) his public relations efforts!! He's never been that polite before, the chip on the shoulder carrying bollix...
Again, quality work, Galasso.
It's funny watching the guy being interviewed because he knows he can't swear to high heaven but you can see he just wants to tell everyone to f**ckin like or lump it. Don't know what you think of their staff DB10 but I find them by far the rudest. Maybe just my experience
Ryanair - The company who put the experience back into near death experiences