ive just opened a packet of WALKERS crisps..SO..

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ive just opened a packet of WALKERS crisps..SO..

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Why the feck is it a third full?
BASTARDS!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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they say anything you eat after 10pm goes straight as fat! so put down the packet ****! :wink: :wink:
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MizzNaughty wrote:they say anything you eat after 10pm goes straight as fat! so put down the packet ****! :wink: :wink:
But what if you stay up late and dont sleep on it ? :)
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mrgnu1958 wrote:Why the feck is it a third full?
BASTARDS!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Lineker musta been taking a few :lol:
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Ohhhhh! Mr Gnuey drives a taxi
And is a Fan of The Arsenal
He opened a packet of walkers crips
But it was only a third Fullll!

Oh! Mr Gnuey was dissapointed
And called Walkers the Bastards that they are
Oh! Gnuey, Gnuey, Gnueeeeeey
You 're a Fecking Staarrrrrrr! :dance: :dance: :dance: :D
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hehehe..i like it :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
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Kiki wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:Why the feck is it a third full?
BASTARDS!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Lineker musta been taking a few :lol:
yeah linekar 'takes quite a few' up the fudge tunnel from shearer, hanson and lawrotwat
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hiya frank Ow they angin mate?

feck I did get into that bottle of tequila after yesterdays result.....

my (whisper this) FECKIN' (Ouch!) head :cry: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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serves ya right Bard"y :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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mrgnu1958 wrote:serves ya right Bard"y :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It's all your fault Gnuey......OHHHH YESSS IT IS!!!

By not going on the coach you altered the choreology of the Universe, and so (unintentionally admittedly) made a (very) slight tear in the fabric upon which fate is scribed....in doing so, that which was pre-ordained (us to score first and stick another two on the shitty with them making a very, VERY late reply in the 91st minute with a single lucky goal) and so written upon the parchment that binds this reality within it's pages of Life's appointments - You - YES YOU GNUEY!!!!....caused that ripple to expand out beyond the control of mere mortality, and so the evil scumbagdevil that is greedycruntslop - stole the opportunity...to do his evil doings. :twisted:

Oh yes, and what's more in order to try and re-dress the balance of this tiny world that spins uon the axis of an unseen (but very VERY tiny) crystal needle - Myself and many other hundreds - Nay!!! THOUSANDS of Gooners HAD TO Get Sh*t Faced...so that the ripple could be calmed, and the torn fabric of fate be restored to it's original state, so that it being the main sail of destiny's magical craft of continuity - would thus return to the course upon which we were set...BUT! Oh yes and there's always a "But"..the Gods demanded a High Price...and so I and many other Gooners - dipped deep into our pockets and placed what coinage we had left - and bought much vine juice (tequila in my case) :wink: and lend ourselves totally over the HELL! :twisted: that is The Hangover form Hades!...

See what we Gooners will do for our mates, team and club!

Thus we shall finish 2nd in the prem this season...providing of course you go and see the team play as often as possible and offer many salutations and prayers to THE GODS OF FOOTIE!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:bowing21:

ps: see you down the rocket for the next game - your round! :wink:
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OneBardGooner wrote:Hiya frank Ow they angin mate?

feck I did get into that bottle of tequila after yesterdays result.....

my (whisper this) FECKIN' (Ouch!) head :cry: :puke: :puke: :puke:
OK OneBard, been in all day, haven't done a thing except sleep and eat..... (terribly hungover all day, just recovering) :lol:

How ya doing?? :barscarf:
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OneBardGooner wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:serves ya right Bard"y :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It's all your fault Gnuey......OHHHH YESSS IT IS!!!

By not going on the coach you altered the choreology of the Universe, and so (unintentionally admittedly) made a (very) slight tear in the fabric upon which fate is scribed....in doing so, that which was pre-ordained (us to score first and stick another two on the shitty with them making a very, VERY late reply in the 91st minute with a single lucky goal) and so written upon the parchment that binds this reality within it's pages of Life's appointments - You - YES YOU GNUEY!!!!....caused that ripple to expand out beyond the control of mere mortality, and so the evil scumbagdevil that is greedycruntslop - stole the opportunity...to do his evil doings. :twisted:

Oh yes, and what's more in order to try and re-dress the balance of this tiny world that spins uon the axis of an unseen (but very VERY tiny) crystal needle - Myself and many other hundreds - Nay!!! THOUSANDS of Gooners HAD TO Get Sh*t Faced...so that the ripple could be calmed, and the torn fabric of fate be restored to it's original state, so that it being the main sail of destiny's magical craft of continuity - would thus return to the course upon which we were set...BUT! Oh yes and there's always a "But"..the Gods demanded a High Price...and so I and many other Gooners - dipped deep into our pockets and placed what coinage we had left - and bought much vine juice (tequila in my case) :wink: and lend ourselves totally over the HELL! :twisted: that is The Hangover form Hades!...

See what we Gooners will do for our mates, team and club!

Thus we shall finish 2nd in the prem this season...providing of course you go and see the team play as often as possible and offer many salutations and prayers to THE GODS OF FOOTIE!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:bowing21:

ps: see you down the rocket for the next game - your round! :wink:
Blimey, you could just have said that he affected the Space-time continuum by not going, but I get ya drift... :lol:
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In a similar fashion I am just about to open a bottle of Rioja and I will very disappointed in a while when it is nearly empty.

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OneBardGooner wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:serves ya right Bard"y :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It's all your fault Gnuey......OHHHH YESSS IT IS!!!

By not going on the coach you altered the choreology of the Universe, and so (unintentionally admittedly) made a (very) slight tear in the fabric upon which fate is scribed....in doing so, that which was pre-ordained (us to score first and stick another two on the shitty with them making a very, VERY late reply in the 91st minute with a single lucky goal) and so written upon the parchment that binds this reality within it's pages of Life's appointments - You - YES YOU GNUEY!!!!....caused that ripple to expand out beyond the control of mere mortality, and so the evil scumbagdevil that is greedycruntslop - stole the opportunity...to do his evil doings. :twisted:

Oh yes, and what's more in order to try and re-dress the balance of this tiny world that spins uon the axis of an unseen (but very VERY tiny) crystal needle - Myself and many other hundreds - Nay!!! THOUSANDS of Gooners HAD TO Get Sh*t Faced...so that the ripple could be calmed, and the torn fabric of fate be restored to it's original state, so that it being the main sail of destiny's magical craft of continuity - would thus return to the course upon which we were set...BUT! Oh yes and there's always a "But"..the Gods demanded a High Price...and so I and many other Gooners - dipped deep into our pockets and placed what coinage we had left - and bought much vine juice (tequila in my case) :wink: and lend ourselves totally over the HELL! :twisted: that is The Hangover form Hades!...

See what we Gooners will do for our mates, team and club!

Thus we shall finish 2nd in the prem this season...providing of course you go and see the team play as often as possible and offer many salutations and prayers to THE GODS OF FOOTIE!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:bowing21:

ps: see you down the rocket for the next game - your round! :wink:
WELL FUCK MY OLE BOOTS AND CALL ME SHIRLEY!!
I actually read all that :shock: :shock:
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