THE ADEWANKOR GIFT SHOP

rolypoly · Post by **rolypoly** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:42 pm

NOW OPEN . PLEASE NAME ONE ITEM YOU WOULD WISH TO GIVE TO HIM WHEN HE VISITS OUR GROUND AND YOUR PRICE. CLUB IS OPENING SPECIAL ENTRANCE FOR THE LARGER ITEMS.

NBM · Post by **NBM** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:44 pm

The Ebola virus. And as I'm such a kind soul I wouldn't even charge....

Post by **flash gunner** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:45 pm

A big steaming dog turd

Cockerill's chin · Post by **Cockerill's chin** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:45 pm

A map to the city end. Not that he'll need it.

JJ1980 · Post by **JJ1980** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:59 pm

a good hard slap with one of them tango rubber hands

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:10 pm

Elephant

Post by **flash gunner** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:15 pm

How about some big batteries packed in some plasticine with wires hanging out in a big envelope, sent to his home address!!!! That would shit him up

Is that too far?????

arsenal1970 · Post by **arsenal1970** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:17 pm

Alumunia free of charge just to get him away from the Emirates!!

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:29 pm

A Knife Right Between The Shoulder Blades = Every Day For The Rest Of His Life.....and an enema with hydrochloric Acid......And an Overdose of Very Bad Acid..... ****

Post by **g88ner** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:35 pm

flash gunner wrote:How about some big batteries packed in some plasticine with wires hanging out in a big envelope, sent to his home address!!!! That would shit him up

Is that too far?????

No, but replace the plasticine with Semtex, and it might be!

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:38 pm

I was SOOOOOOOO looking forward to seeing the *word censored* take the field at the Grove.

Then I realised that ain't gonna happen

No way will Hughs play him in THAT particular match. He's not the world's best manager. But he knows it will be virtual suicide for his team if he played the twat.

The Joy of Cesc · Post by **The Joy of Cesc** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:52 pm

olgitgooner wrote:I was SOOOOOOOO looking forward to seeing the c**t take the field at the Grove.

Then I realised that ain't gonna happen

No way will Hughs play him in THAT particular match. He's not the world's best manager. But he knows it will be virtual suicide for his team if he played the twat.

I don't think Hughes will play him either, but lets look on the bright side, how are we going to greet the tosser if he plays? We've had inflatable mobile phones for Cashley - inflatable elephants maybe?

(speaking as one who had to smuggle a giant sized inflatable mobile phone in inside her jacket for OH to inflate once inside the stadium!)

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:57 pm

Hmmm, I liked to give him a serious knee injury, whereby when he drops to his knees and slides, something goes inside and he's left with his leg at a jaunty angle.

Then gets stretchered off, writhing about in agony... (oh, is that two things? )

Post by **flash gunner** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:58 pm

franksav63 wrote:Hmmm, I liked to give him a serious knee injury, whereby when he drops to his knees and slides, something goes inside and he's left with his leg at a jaunty angle.

Then gets stretchered off, writhing about in agony... (oh, is that two things? )

Yeah but we'll let you have them

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:59 pm

i'd give him an abou diaby tackle

best thing you can give to someone you don't like...