CRAZY DORIS

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CRAZY DORIS

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THE MRS AT HOME READING
HER COSMO :roll:
TURNS AND SAYS
DID YOU KNOW A BULL
CAN MAKE LOVE
3000 TIMES A YEAR :roll:

I WISH YOU COULD DO THAT :?

YES BUT DOES HE SHAG THE SAME COW SAY I 8)

OFF TO THE PUB TA TA
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rebel gooner wrote:THE MRS AT HOME READING
HER COSMO :roll:
TURNS AND SAYS
DID YOU KNOW A BULL
CAN MAKE LOVE
3000 TIMES A YEAR :roll:

I WISH YOU COULD DO THAT :?

YES BUT DOES HE SHAG THE SAME COW SAY I 8)

OFF TO THE PUB TA TA
...with a black eye, no doubt... :wink: :P
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Post by Mrs Gus (Doris) »

Gus can do it 3500 times and with the same cow...me!!! :lol:
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[quote="Mrs Gus (Doris)"]Gus can do it 3500 times and with the same cow...me!!! :lol:[/quote]

Er thats one for the too much information section ! :lol:
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Mrs Gus (Doris) wrote:Gus can do it 3500 times and with the same cow...me!!! :lol:
dont call him legend for nothing :wink:
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Post by Mrs Gus (Doris) »

Exactly!!!! :wink:
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Post by Galasso »

rebel gooner wrote:
Mrs Gus (Doris) wrote:Gus can do it 3500 times and with the same cow...me!!! :lol:
dont call him legend for nothing :wink:
Call him tired more like. :wink:

He must smoke about 50 a day :!:
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Mrs Gus (Doris) wrote:Gus can do it 3500 times and with the same cow...me!!! :lol:
THAT ONLY WORKS OUT AT AN AVERAGE OF 9.6 SESSIONS A DAY! :oops: IT'S NOT THAT IMPRESSIVE!! :roll: :lol: :wink:

YOU WANT TO FIND YOURSELF A REAL MAN, DORIS! 8) :lol: :wink:
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Re: CRAZY DORIS

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rebel gooner wrote:THE MRS AT HOME READING
HER COSMO :roll:
TURNS AND SAYS
DID YOU KNOW A BULL
CAN MAKE LOVE
3000 TIMES A YEAR :roll:

I WISH YOU COULD DO THAT :?

YES BUT DOES HE SHAG THE SAME COW SAY I 8)

OFF TO THE PUB TA TA
I thinks it's very good that you allow her time to read things other than recipe books. You are obviously one of those new men types. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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