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Mrs won't try it :( Apparently it hurts... whenever I suggest anal, she compliments me on the size of my manhood....
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digger wrote:Mrs won't try it :( Apparently it hurts... whenever I suggest anal, she compliments me on the size of my manhood....
You should re-assure her that with the size of her arse, the size of your dick really isn't an issue as it'll be like waving a snooker cue around in a cathedral. :lol: :lol: :wink:
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g88ner wrote:
digger wrote:Mrs won't try it :( Apparently it hurts... whenever I suggest anal, she compliments me on the size of my manhood....
You should re-assure her that with the size of her arse, the size of your dick really isn't an issue as it'll be like waving a snooker cue around in a cathedral. :lol: :lol: :wink:
...and have an ambulance on standby :shock: :-P
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digger wrote:Mrs won't try it :( Apparently it hurts... whenever I suggest anal, she compliments me on the size of my manhood....
Blimey, it hurts her, even as a suggestion... good work there, Digger (or is that how you come by your forum handle) 8) :wink: :lol:
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Chunky Monkey wrote:LOL you never know there are some right odd balls on here, especially the ladies

and Mrgnu only has a 2 incher, so surely you wouldn't even feel it :D :D
only if shes real tight.... :oops: :oops:
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Exiled-Gooner wrote:First time i did it,it was great but didn't like the brown smartie on me bellend :shock: also didn't know why the bird i did it to was crying :?
I think you should get permission first :shock: :lol:
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Exiled-Gooner wrote:First time i did it,it was great but didn't like the brown smartie on me bellend :shock: also didn't know why the bird i did it to was crying :?
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Bloody hell, that must have been a small target? :? :oops: Although I never knew you were into beastiality, Exile!! :shock: :? :wink:

Perhaps you should hook up with our other 'animal lover' Mutley? 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:
Sutch wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
Sutch wrote:I can now confirm the OGF officially has it's own tribe of anal lovers. Hate to think what you use the totem poles for :oops: :shock: :lol:
To build our houses and do the plumbing, of course!! :roll: :lol: :lol: :wink:
I thought DB10 had already plugged all your holes :? :wink:
No, you're confusing me with Spuddy!! :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
and confusing me with Muttley!! :lol:

Tried it once on an ex-GF but I wasn't too keen to be honest (and neither was she!).

It's a bit prison-gay isn't it? Why go in the shit when there is a perfectly good poon so nearby? :?
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Did it with an ex and again when I first met the wife. Too tight to really enjoy it that much (or for very long :oops: :oops: ) :lol:
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