Bendtners car

[Basil is a Gooner]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... crash.html



The pic is in the link.

Wonder what really happened?

Was he trying to escape the clutches of Dicko?

[Boomer]

If only he could hit the target as much as he did the tree!

[franksav63]

Perhaps he swerved off the road when he saw his new improved contract.. (and thought, how the fuck do I deserve this)

[Basil is a Gooner]

Maybe he was on the phone to Cashley?

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Is anyone surprised? All game long on Saturday he took the wrong turn & ran into traffic before losing control. Maybe he should take a leaf out of Diaby’s book from here on in & just be a passenger.

[Basil is a Gooner]

Or a leaf out of Flashes book and be a "back seat driver"?

[Boomer]

At least his able to swerve the car! Poor O'l Denilsons motor only goes in reverse or at best sideways.

[Eboue-Why?]

Not being horrible (oh alright, of course I am) but what the fook is a players of above average ability doing being able to afford an Aston bleedin' Martin? Oh sorry I forgot, this is one of the 'World Class' strikers our manager was referring to in the paper this morning.

When I read this story and then looked on the next page to see Wenger again preaching that this squad is good enough and he doesn't need to spend any of the £50m............

[pixie]

"Posted by: DeeManLondon

Looks like way too much car for this idiot to drive your typical footballer though flash car tow to the floor and hell splat! Luckily no one was killed or injured he may be able to control a ball but his driving is obviously not up to Premier League standards!"

Did this person read the name of the person involved??

[Number 5]

What a prick. I drive along the A1 towards South Mimms all the time. It’s basically straight from top to bottom. How the fuck did he do that?

Probably looking into one of the layby’s for some dogging action.

It’s rife up that way.

Or so I’ve heard.

Yeah heard.

Not seen.

Or watched.

In any way shape or form.

[jensenscores]

I can't muster any sympathy for this story, principally because the owrds Nicklas Bendtner and £160,000 Aston Martin are in the same sentence.

This country....

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Don’t know why everyone’s quite so worked up about him having an Aston Martin though. He could afford a £160,000 car if he was only on £25k a week instead of the £50k he’s actually on.

Fuck it, I’ve got an Aston Martin! And not just any Aston Martin either. I’ve got the invisible one that James Bond had in Die Another Day. Beat that!!!

[I Hate Hleb]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... crash.html

FOOTBALL star Nicklas Bendtner's Aston Martin is left a mangled wreck after a smash from which he escaped with his life.
The Arsenal striker crashed the £160,000 black sports car while driving to his club's training ground.
Bendtner, 21, careered off the road and ploughed through a fence before smashing into a tree and coming to a stop in a field...

Do you think he was just visiting relatives?

[SPUDMASHER]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... crash.html

FOOTBALL star Nicklas Bendtner's Aston Martin is left a mangled wreck after a smash from which he escaped with his life.
The Arsenal striker crashed the £160,000 black sports car while driving to his club's training ground.
Bendtner, 21, careered off the road and ploughed through a fence before smashing into a tree and coming to a stop in a field...

Do you think he was just visiting relatives?

only if there is a donkey sanctuary nearby

[Rob]

Spuddy...........