Michael McIntyre

hadareud · Post by **hadareud** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:02 pm

I can't stand him.

I want to punch him in the face as soon as he opens his gob.

Going to see Billy Connolly this weekend. That's a proper stand up comedian.

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:08 pm

i saw Jim Davidson live and he was fucking hilarous - not a racist scumbag like you all think - he did not tell one single racist joke, a few sexist and homophpobic jokes - and the audience were pissing themselves with laugh

He created one black character in the 70s and 80s called Chalkie - but people need to remember things were different back then and the whole PC Racist blocks wasn't about . If you are going to call him Racist, virtually every comedy programme and actor from the 70s was racist then.

Smudger · Post by **Smudger** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:12 pm

I cant stand him - too smug! And I am also sure that I heard him say that he supports the Spuds!? Anyone able to confirm?

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:31 pm

Smudger wrote:I cant stand him - too smug! And I am also sure that I heard him say that he supports the Spuds!? Anyone able to confirm?

he isn't a spuddy fan he is a Charlton Athletic fan

Smudger · Post by **Smudger** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:52 pm

Just googled him and according to Wikipedia at least it says McIntyre "is a supporter of Tottenham Hotspur". Another good reason for not liking him.
All his biog details on his OS say he is from north London and lives in Hampstead (so by rights he should be a Gooner) so think he is more likely to be with the Totts than Charlton.

digger · Post by **digger** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:53 pm

Michael McIntyre suffers from "Peter Kay" syndrome. Get discovered as funny, so use the same material over and over again. Watch his old material from 5 years ago, and compare it to his most recent DVD, it's uncanny. He toes the line set by the BBC of not offending anyone and in my personal opinion, comedians who don't push the boundaries get very boring, very quickly. Laughing at his own jokes constantly is irritating.

Btw, in case I didn't make it clear, Peter Kay is fucking shite too. Can't stand Lee Evans... his humour is "I've got a squeaky voice, so I'll just run around a lot making weird noises".

Have fun tonight though

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:58 pm

Smudger wrote:Just googled him and according to Wikipedia at least it says McIntyre "is a supporter of Tottenham Hotspur". Another good reason for not liking him.
All his biog details on his OS say he is from north London and lives in Hampstead (so by rights he should be a Gooner) so think he is more likely to be with the Totts than Charlton.

sorry misunderstanding i thought you were talking about Jim Davidson - he is a Charlton fan

McIntyre is a Spuddy defo - i' preferred when he was on channel 5 - going around council estates looking for drug dealers

digger · Post by **digger** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:04 pm

Chunky Monkey wrote:McIntyre is a Spuddy defo - i' preferred when he was on channel 5 - going around council estates looking for drug dealers

"Ohhh hello poor person... are you going to sell me drugs.... hahahahah... Oh look, when I laugh, don't I look like a chinese man... hahahha... a fat chinese man... hahaha"

mike · Post by **mike** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:23 pm

Well i'm still looking forward to it! I think he's class!

projoe · Post by **projoe** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:48 pm

best comedian around

1 fault though....he supports the scum

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:52 pm

mike wrote:Well i'm still looking forward to it! I think he's class!

well as i said, we are all different - and i'm sure there is not one single comedian out there that some ppl like and some ppl hate

Have a great time - and share some of his jokes with us when you get back

donaldo · Post by **donaldo** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:51 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:Has some good lines but I don't like Michael Mc's delivery. Why the fuck is he laughing at his own jokes as he's telling them...?

Fucking detest Lee Evans ans all that stupid fucking slapstick shite he does. Woeful.

Also saw Frankie Boyle after thinking he was quality on MTW but he is shit live. Shame. Still, he's great on MTW.

Jimmy Carr is a genius. Jim Davidson is a racist cuntbag.

All time fave stand-up comedians (in no particular order);

Bill Hicks
Denis Leary
Eddie Murphy
Richard Prior
Brendan Burns
Dave Allen
Tommy Tiernan (before he had the mental breakdown and became a self obsessed boring yelling unfunny arsehole )

Bill Hicks now you are talking DB10.Brutal but brilliant
Chris Rock is great too

Exiled in Cornwall · Post by **Exiled in Cornwall** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:39 pm

http://www.football365.com/lookalikes/0 ... 64,00.html

Samir Nasri And...?

One of these men is about as funny as having your balls trapped in a vice. We'll give you a clue; it's not Nasri.

CraigPollard · Post by **CraigPollard** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:48 pm

Must admit, I do like Michael Mcintyre, although not as much as i did now i know he is a sp*rs fan! Lee Evans is class, as was Peter Kay, seen Jimmy Carr a few times live (Great every time), seen Frank Skinner (Legend), Omad Djalili (Hilarious), also a big fan of al murray, although character comedy is difficult as you eventually rehash the same stuff (much like michael mc, peter kay and so on)

Im off to see Frankie Boyle next year, so a bit gutted to read so many who were not impressed.

And as much as i like Chris Rock, i cant help feel that if a white guy spoke about black people they way he talks about white people, there career would be over in a heartbeat! - and that kind of annoys me!

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:00 pm

Michael McIntyre is as funny as fuck IMO. Observational humour at it's very best.

I'll forgive him his Totnumishnesh.

He said that you can use any word you like to describe being pissed.

Trolleyed, lagered, mashed, whatever you like.

At Fulham on Saturday, I got totally "bungalowed".