The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

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REBEL GOONER wrote:174

lasting too long :wink:
Yeah, sure.... :roll: :wink: :lol:

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175. People who do ''finger quotes'' whilst speaking.. :banghead:

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176. Car drivers that indicate at the last second, their intention to turn right, when you're right behind them, when you're expecting them to drive straight on!!! :twisted:

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177. Car drivers who drive so fucking close behind me that when I indicate my intention to turn right at the last second, they almost rear end me as they assumed I would be continuing straight on.........Back off *word censored* :banghead:

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178) Radford149 :wink:

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179. Anyone who thinks Arsene should go.

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180. Anyone who thinks Arsene should stay indefinitely


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181...people who say .."Basically"

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182. You lot, cos i am off to play golf :lol: :wink: 8)

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183...my wanky old next door neighbours. :twisted: :twisted:

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mrgnu1958 wrote:183...my wanky old next door neighbours. :twisted: :twisted:
Just cos they objected to the nude sunbathing and tai chi while they were having a BBQ. :shock: :wink: :D

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:182. You lot, cos i am off to play golf :lol: :wink: 8)
184. Lucky wankers off playing golf.

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MutleyGooner wrote:177. Car drivers who drive so fucking close behind me that when I indicate my intention to turn right at the last second, they almost rear end me as they assumed I would be continuing straight on.........Back off c**ts :banghead:
I should have elaborated, I meant when queuing at traffic lights in the outside lane.... Sorry... :oops:

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185 - People who sit in the right lane for about 2 miles before they need to turn off

186 - Mums on school runs who feel invincible in their shit 4x4, who try to overtake on blind bends... farking slag!

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187) Sexy thai bar girls in Chiang Mai, who are happy to go back to your hotel room, but fail to mention the rather important fact that they're actually a ladyboy... so, the first you know of it, is when you go down on her for a spot of licka licka, and end up choking on something rather unexpected! :evil:


















Happened to a friend :shock: :oops:

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