The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:55 pm

can't be arsed to read 12 pages -

so i'm gonna say Robbie Savage - the cuntslop has probably already been mentioned

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:09 pm

Chunky Monkey wrote:can't be arsed to read 12 pages -

so i'm gonna say Robbie Savage - the cuntslop has probably already been mentioned

Named on page 3 - Number 39....

LeftfootlegendGooner · Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:31 pm

g88ner wrote:187) Sexy thai bar girls in Chiang Mai, who are happy to go back to your hotel room, but fail to mention the rather important fact that they're actually a ladyboy... so, the first you know of it, is when you go down on her for a spot of licka licka, and end up choking on something rather unexpected!

Happened to a friend

189. People that say it happened to a "friend" when we know who it really happened to

Post by **Chippy** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:05 pm

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
g88ner wrote:187) Sexy thai bar girls in Chiang Mai, who are happy to go back to your hotel room, but fail to mention the rather important fact that they're actually a ladyboy... so, the first you know of it, is when you go down on her for a spot of licka licka, and end up choking on something rather unexpected!

Happened to a friend

189. People that say it happened to a "friend" when we know who it really happened to

seconded. You can trust us g88ner.

not.

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:41 am

190) London Midland trains

191) Poeple who knock on your front door at 1am as they have broken down outside your house and don't have their mobile on them.

192) Dennis Irwin

193) Leather soled shoes that soak up water on the way to work ensuring that your feet are soaked all day.

*word censored* the lot of them!

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:13 am

194) Gary Mabbut.............squeaky voiced *word censored* of the highest order

oh and..................

195) "Sir" Les Ferdinand....................Sir for what reason? Getting his cock inside Dani Behr who fucked half the Premiership anyhow! Total *word censored* who also speaks with a silly voice.

corkbarry · Post by **corkbarry** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:56 am

I96. Craig c**t Bellamy,knacker

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:16 pm

197) Mickey Thomas (Welsh Twat not St Mickey) for the FA Cup goal in 92

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:35 pm

198) Clothes that need ironing. I try not to buy them. The *word censored*.

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:39 pm

199) Cunting international weekends when the TV *word censored* can't even organise getting the game on the telly!

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:42 pm

200) my boss for making me go to work later today so I cannot even have a few beers on a Saturday when there is no football.

Actually just to piss the *word censored* off I am going to have a few anyway, sod him!

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:45 pm

201) Sit down and shut up fucking bastard *word censored* stewards at Arsenal. The little hitlers who threated to chuck you out for standing up to get your mobile out of your pocket!

EASY TO SPOT DRESSED IN ORANGE *word censored*!

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:53 pm

olgitgooner wrote:198) Clothes that need ironing. I try not to buy them. The c**ts.

Just do a **** and run about butt naked

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:57 pm

202) Craig David stupid singing *word censored*

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:16 pm

g88ner wrote:187) Sexy thai bar girls in Chiang Mai, who are happy to go back to your hotel room, but fail to mention the rather important fact that they're actually a ladyboy... so, the first you know of it, is when you go down on her for a spot of licka licka, and end up choking on something rather unexpected!

Who in their right mind would even go down on a hooker in the first place*?

Did your dad never sit you down & give you the birds & bees talk g88ner?

...Rule #7: never eat out a prozzy!!! Right after Rule #6: no matter how much of a cunning linguist you think you are, always watch your mouth when slurping on some furburgery goodness; all it takes is one slip of the tongue and youâ€™re in the shit!

* especially an oriental or south-asian oneâ€¦ no matter how much you eat & how full you feel youâ€™ll still only end up hungry again half an hour later.