Guess How much weight ive lost in 3 weeks?

digger · Post by **digger** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:53 pm

If you can lose 16lbs in 3 weeks, why do you need a gastric band? Just keep up the exercise/non eating loads of shit!

Seriously, the more I read about those things, the more trouble they seem worth

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:18 pm

mrgnu1958 wrote:ok ya have had enough time to guess..

its...............................16 pounds.

Well done matey, keep up the good work.

I read somewhere that masterbating helped weight loss - the 'pull & pull again' theory.

Did you use that by chance? In which case, I would imagine that losing 16 pounds is fairly disappointing where you are concerned, with the amount of 'tugging' you do?

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:20 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:ok ya have had enough time to guess..

its...............................16 pounds.

Well done matey, keep up the good work.

I read somewhere that masterbating helped weight loss - the 'pull & pull again' theory.

Did you use that by chance? In which case, I would imagine that losing 16 pounds is fairly disappointing where you are concerned, with the amount of 'tugging' you do?

To be fair Hlebby that theory was probably based on the average sized cock, not Gnuey's oversized clitoris.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:21 pm

Now that puts things in perspective and would explain it!!

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:29 pm

bullshit. i masturbate at least twice a day and i'm still a little chubby

FOXYARSENAL · Post by **FOXYARSENAL** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:29 pm

why get a band in as digger said when you can lose that amount in 3 weeks?? am a personal trainer and dont understand how anybody could opt for an operation like that when you can exercise and eat well to do the same job?

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:31 pm

FOXYARSENAL wrote:why get a band in as digger said when you can lose that amount in 3 weeks?? am a personal trainer and dont understand how anybody could opt for an operation like that when you can exercise and eat well to do the same job?

Aha, therein lies the problem!!

FOXYARSENAL · Post by **FOXYARSENAL** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:34 pm

spose your right hleb

but he would still have the same temptations with the band in but this time a risk of exploding to

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:36 pm

FOXYARSENAL wrote:why get a band in as digger said when you can lose that amount in 3 weeks?? am a personal trainer and dont understand how anybody could opt for an operation like that when you can exercise and eat well to do the same job?

Look fox"y...ive had weight troubles all me life..Done all the Diets.
They are ok BUT as soon as ive stopped the diet i put it all back on doulble-quick.
IM NEVER FULL!!!

When i can ill put up a picture of the last time i lost loadsa weight.
You wont believe its me.
I gotta scan it when i get the chance and show ya"s.

FOXYARSENAL · Post by **FOXYARSENAL** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:39 pm

dont stop the diet you have to make it part of your life, not trying to sound condascending and sorry if it sounded that way ****!

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:47 pm

FOXYARSENAL wrote:spose your right hleb but he would still have the same temptations with the band in but this time a risk of exploding too

Really?

Please get the gastric band fitted Mrgnu!!

corkbarry · Post by **corkbarry** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:53 pm

Pierre was way out in his guess. He said 1 stone,and you lost 16 lbs

I think you should celebrate with a Big Mac and chips

Seriously, good luck and well done.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:56 pm

mrgnu1958 wrote:
FOXYARSENAL wrote:why get a band in as digger said when you can lose that amount in 3 weeks?? am a personal trainer and dont understand how anybody could opt for an operation like that when you can exercise and eat well to do the same job?
Look fox"y...ive had weight troubles all me life..Done all the Diets.
They are ok BUT as soon as ive stopped the diet i put it all back on doulble-quick.
IM NEVER FULL!!!
When i can ill put up a picture of the last time i lost loadsa weight.
You wont believe its me.
I gotta scan it when i get the chance and show ya"s.

The lovely Scotty's motto...?

But seriously, mate - well done on the weight loss and good luck with the band.

Post by **g88ner** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:08 pm

Well played, ****!

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:50 pm

you don't need a gastric ban

hypnosis is the way forward, they tell you everything you eat tastes like pussy

that has really put me off burgers and prawns