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Non? not even Sherk the 2nd jokes? :(
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What the hell is Sherk? I know Shrek but Sherk... Sorry, you've lost me :oops: :lol: :wink:

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what happens when you type fast :oops:
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Lucky for the kid they didn`t choose those names the other way round...... :shock:
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With a lucrative exclusive deal already signed with OK magazine, the Rooneys had been hoping to keep the birth of their baby boy a secret.

The game was up however when Prince Charming, Donkey and the Gingerbread man were seen entering the hospital with flowers.
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pixie wrote:Lucky for the kid they didn`t choose those names the other way round...... :shock:
I'm amazed at a nice girl like you thinking that one up :lol:
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The shrek sprog may grow up rich, but seeing as it was fathered by one ugly Fecker - and it's mother is anything but a looker there's a very good chance it'll be BUTTF*CK UGLY :shock: :shock: :shock:
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http://newsarse.com/2009/11/03/kai-roon ... womb-time/

worth a little look.

Made me chuckle, especially the Ikea bit :lol: :lol:
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The unusual name given to the newborn son of Wayne Rooney was picked by the Manchester United striker's wife Coleen. Kai, the 68th most popular name for baby boys in the UK, has several different meanings around the world. In Burma it means unbreakable, in Nigeria it can mean love, in Japan it translates as the ocean and in Chinese Mandarin it means victory. In ancient Persian it means Great King and in Scandinavia it can mean keeper of the keys.
It also can be interpreted as Lead stealing scouse little B*stard with too much hair on his neck and back!
Full story: The Sun



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... d-Kai.html
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SPUDMASHER wrote:http://newsarse.com/2009/11/03/kai-roon ... womb-time/

worth a little look.

Made me chuckle, especially the Ikea bit :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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OneBardGooner wrote:The unusual name given to the newborn son of Wayne Rooney was picked by the Manchester United striker's wife Coleen. Kai, the 68th most popular name for baby boys in the UK, has several different meanings around the world. In Burma it means unbreakable, in Nigeria it can mean love, in Japan it translates as the ocean and in Chinese Mandarin it means victory. In ancient Persian it means Great King and in Scandinavia it can mean keeper of the keys.
It also can be interpreted as Lead stealing scouse little B*stard with too much hair on his neck and back!
Full story: The Sun

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... d-Kai.html
How popular is it as a dogs name?? :lol:
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Just read that Kai Rooney is the spitting image of his dad...

if he's got the same shaped head then I'm willing to bet Kai will be walking before his mum can!
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The imagination and time it took to come with names baffles me,kai is a korean car isn't it????.
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The rooney's must be proud...... :shock:
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PHP wrote:Just read that Kai Rooney is the spitting image of his dad...

if he's got the same shaped head then I'm willing to bet Kai will be walking before his mum can!
I don't get it :oops: Anyone care to explain it :?
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khalid_red wrote:
PHP wrote:Just read that Kai Rooney is the spitting image of his dad...

if he's got the same shaped head then I'm willing to bet Kai will be walking before his mum can!
I don't get it :oops: Anyone care to explain it :?
Rooney has a fat head.
Rooney's baby may have a fat head
Coleen Rooney has a baby.
Rooneys baby will tear her vagina with his massive head
Coleen Rooney will be unable to walk
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