would you date an unintelligent/ borderline retarded woman?

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Very tasty!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Number 5 wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Maybe it's both. Maybe he's on his way over to Olgit's retirement home or off on a Saga sex cruise with his cheesy cock! If he offers you parmesan with your spag bol Olgit, just say no!!!
And as for garlic dough balls............................

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Well, he is part Italian isn't he?! :lol:
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You should see the size of my salami!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:Because you are a woman, and women were only put on this earth to provoke us in one way or another!! :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Kiss my fucking arse Hlebeone





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I Hate Hleb wrote:You should see the size of my salami!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:

:mrgnu: :mrgnu: :mrgnu: lock up your daughters and hide the camera IHH is defo becoming ****
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ds wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:You should see the size of my salami!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:

:mrgnu: :mrgnu: :mrgnu: lock up your daughters and hide the camera IHH is defo becoming ****
I think he was actually offering to cook you dinner.....some women!!! :-P
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So what is it about the elderly that floats your boat then Hlebby? Is it that the saggy skin on their neck provides a perfect cupping device for your balls during fellatio? Or is it that you can get a tit-***** even while you’re both standing up? :?
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Its Up 4 Grabs Now have you seen what an oap can do with a Worthers Original?




Now imagine your cock instead of the boiled candy...............




And a new fan of the golden oldie love is born. 8)
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ds wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:Because you are a woman, and women were only put on this earth to provoke us in one way or another!! :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Kiss my fucking arse Hlebeone





:lol: :lol:
Don't worry ds, I was planning to!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Number 5 wrote:Its Up 4 Grabs Now have you seen what an oap can do with a Worthers Original?




Now imagine your cock instead of the boiled candy...............




And a new fan of the golden oldie love is born. 8)
Were you the kid in this ad??? :shock:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM3d2wxbPFs
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CYGooner wrote:
ds wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:You should see the size of my salami!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:

:mrgnu: :mrgnu: :mrgnu: lock up your daughters and hide the camera IHH is defo becoming ****
I think he was actually offering to cook you dinner.....some women!!! :-P
Exactly!! Then they wonder why we moan that the reason we don't understand them is because they send out mixed signals!! :roll: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Were you the kid in this ad??? :shock:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM3d2wxbPFs
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

Oh that one is getting bookmarked. 8)
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I Hate Hleb wrote:
CYGooner wrote:
ds wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:You should see the size of my salami!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:

:mrgnu: :mrgnu: :mrgnu: lock up your daughters and hide the camera IHH is defo becoming ****
I think he was actually offering to cook you dinner.....some women!!! :-P
Exactly!! Then they wonder why we moan that the reason we don't understand them is because they send out mixed signals!! :roll: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
I dont eat meat, haven't done so since I was 21
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That's okay, my one's made of quorn and is veggie-friendly!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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ds wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
CYGooner wrote:
ds wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:You should see the size of my salami!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:

:mrgnu: :mrgnu: :mrgnu: lock up your daughters and hide the camera IHH is defo becoming ****
I think he was actually offering to cook you dinner.....some women!!! :-P
Exactly!! Then they wonder why we moan that the reason we don't understand them is because they send out mixed signals!! :roll: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:

I dont eat meat, haven't done so since I was 21
Wow, ds lined that one up on a plate for you and thats the best Hlebby comes up with? :shock:
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