Do you have a wife/hubby/partner and if so.....

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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I Hate Hleb
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

Goose wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Goose wrote:Mrs Goose is Man utd. fan :banghead: but she is pretty understanding of me going to games etc.

But when she saw the £1500 season ticket renewal bill come through she did suggest I give it up. The conversation ended with the comment "That ticket was here when you met me and it'll still be here when you are gone!" :barscarf:
And then straight after that comment she gave you the best sex you have ever had............right :lol:

Not sure - I was out cold for at least 10 minutes :fryingpan:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I Hate Hleb wrote: Don't they all!!! :wink: :lol: Although they pretend like they don't so we don't ask all the time. :shock: :? :roll: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Post by Basil is a Gooner »

Kevinho wrote:My partner loves The Arsenal almost as much as I do.

Therefore she is perfect.

:barscarf: :barscarf:
Almost???? :shock:

Perfect??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Post by Kevinho »

Basil is a Gooner wrote:
Kevinho wrote:My partner loves The Arsenal almost as much as I do.

Therefore she is perfect.

:barscarf: :barscarf:
Almost???? :shock:

Perfect??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

:wink:

Alright then. More than and not quite.
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Post by 12thGooner »

My missus used to live by the plimsol and had an affinety with Arsenal. So that was a bonus.
It took a while to break her in but she did the standard partner transformation.

step 1. go shopping while i'm in the boozer/grove watching the game.

step 2. meet me in the boozer at half time and watch the rest of the game together

step 3. Spotting Cesc with a shirt up moment after he scores.

step 4. watch the whole game in the boozer together.

step 5. allows me to do my thing and get wasted at weekends hanging with people at games.

step 6. noting all and every match in her diary (what is it with chicks and diaries)

step 7. actually attending games and managing 1 in block 6

step 8. hating greedybarndoor (admitedly she hated him when we were all chanting "give him the ball"

step 9. She is gooner

Transformation complete
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my wife hated football when we met but we had a conversation where I told her she would have to learn to like it or our relatioship wouldnt last.

Now she loves it and even went to a game on her own once when I was too ill - the bitch

she has fantastic knockers too
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dbrien wrote:my wife hated football when we met but we had a conversation where I told her she would have to learn to like it or our relatioship wouldnt last.

Now she loves it and even went to a game on her own once when I was too ill - the bitch

she has fantastic knockers too
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's always a nice bonus!!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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dbrien wrote:my wife hated football when we met but we had a conversation where I told her she would have to learn to like it or our relatioship wouldnt last.

Now she loves it and even went to a game on her own once when I was too ill - the bitch

she has fantastic knockers too
:lol: :lol: :lol:

No children yet then? :wink:
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That's why small-breasted women are better. If they do end up sagging after kids, it then only makes them look like a normal pair!!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
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flash gunner wrote:
dbrien wrote:my wife hated football when we met but we had a conversation where I told her she would have to learn to like it or our relatioship wouldnt last.

Now she loves it and even went to a game on her own once when I was too ill - the bitch

she has fantastic knockers too
:lol: :lol: :lol:

No children yet then? :wink:
no i dont want to have children as nothing and I mean nothing will get in the way of those fantastic knockers
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Post by brazilianGOONER »

that reminds of the old joke:

a rich man wanted to marry one of his 3 girlfriends, but he did not know which. so he gave each one of them a thousand pounds to do whatever they wanted. a week later, they should come back and tell him what they did with the money. he would then decide which would be a suitable wife for him.

the first one came back and said "darling, with the thousand pounds you gave me i cut my hair, bought this beautiful tight dress and sexy underwear, just to look hot and sexy for you, my darling"

the second one said "my dear, with the money you gave me i bought this gifts for you, an arsenal shirt, a belgian trappist ale and a beautiful swiss watch. just because i love you"

the third one said "my loved one, i invested the thousand pounds you gave me in the stock market, and now i give back to you the one thousand plus two hundred pounds. just for you to see how i love you"

so, which one did he mary????
































a: the one with the best looking ass! 8)
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Post by olgitgooner »

None of my ex-wifies were interested in my Arsenal religion.

It's an error I will not repeat. :wink:
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Post by Martin Hayes »

Took my then girlfriend to a cup-tie on a drizzly day in March '98...

She didn't miss a home game for 9 years...until she became pregnant!

Now she's only seen one game since my daughter was born...but both missus and (nearly) 2 year-old daughter are Gooners...

I am worried though - I live in West London, in what ought to be QPR territory, but there are plenty of Chelsea around and about. I'll be gutted if my little girl ends up following those cash chasing charlatans...
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